Story Hell Stories

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GREYS FROM NORMAL UFOS
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- projectile vomit, poo, semen in mouth, on walls etc
- they can "throw stuff" fast like this (diagram) so it looks unnatural or does not obey gravity

- they move in, could be a palace, house etc
- they may be part of your family - parents, siblings etc
- into incest
- they are shapeshifters! They're actually a species of woodlouse
- they change size automatically
- don't need to eat food!
- your friend who has 'greys' will get annoyed by this post but will then start laughing, again
- they're creepy
- can walk on walls and ceilings
- they're evil fuckers but this is fake - they're in fact a physical hallucination provided by God (me.) They attack and eat evil people but protect good ones! This works in the White House - but limbs and stuff regenerate
- your friend's mum is nice - see
- they may deliberately scare some innocent dyslexic people but this is sad
- in theory you should like this story 80%
- others enjoy the social split
- to the White House - if you haven't seen this yet you have to draw it yourself
- they can turn into the giant woodlouse thing from birth - they also know all these phrases like "I am a man"
- when it spits down your mouth you will become infected with insects and bugs
- they pretend to be depressed
- ALERT - some politicians may be greys!
- when abducted (teleported) onto a greys spaceship you may go missing for millions of years - you may even end up on other planets. The confusing part is you seem to get returned to Earth on the same day. Again
- the White House do not photograph stuff

 

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WARNING: TIMER
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Life is always on a timer - as is hell, of course. It isn't easy.

The boy can skip most of hell if he pleases - by becoming good.

If he has made it to level 1000 he doesn't have to go to level 1001.

Often, he won't become good. I ain't bothered.

Also, if he ain't good at 25% time for the level - I forget to write it down. Which is fun. Piss off.

 

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JIM - ALTERNATE ENDING
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He is magic.

I've said this before - he never feels pain. This means he's never powered up by pain. That is the method all other beings use. How does he powerup?

He's very rapid and powers up automatically in fierce moments of magic fighting.

Sure thing. He's gay instead. He has feelings. Get out.

I am saying he is straight now I am saying he is gay, again. He is enlightened.

So yes, he powers up using pain - like everyone else.

Has he had sex with a man? No. He's too dark for you - he doesn't have time.

Why does he powerup? To become more gay. Is this considered real? Yes.

Often, he is angry/sad. You don't understand it. He is considering becoming a nerve. More about this later.

Listen, he prefers to kill other males on sight because they are "not gay enough."