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Bluelighter
- Joined
- Nov 6, 2015
- Messages
- 832
GREYS FROM NORMAL UFOS
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- projectile vomit, poo, semen in mouth, on walls etc
- they can "throw stuff" fast like this (diagram) so it looks unnatural or does not obey gravity
- they move in, could be a palace, house etc
- they may be part of your family - parents, siblings etc
- into incest
- they are shapeshifters! They're actually a species of woodlouse
- they change size automatically
- don't need to eat food!
- your friend who has 'greys' will get annoyed by this post but will then start laughing, again
- they're creepy
- can walk on walls and ceilings
- they're evil fuckers but this is fake - they're in fact a physical hallucination provided by God (me.) They attack and eat evil people but protect good ones! This works in the White House - but limbs and stuff regenerate
- your friend's mum is nice - see
- they may deliberately scare some innocent dyslexic people but this is sad
- in theory you should like this story 80%
- others enjoy the social split
- to the White House - if you haven't seen this yet you have to draw it yourself
- they can turn into the giant woodlouse thing from birth - they also know all these phrases like "I am a man"
- when it spits down your mouth you will become infected with insects and bugs
- they pretend to be depressed
- ALERT - some politicians may be greys!
- when abducted (teleported) onto a greys spaceship you may go missing for millions of years - you may even end up on other planets. The confusing part is you seem to get returned to Earth on the same day. Again
- the White House do not photograph stuff
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- projectile vomit, poo, semen in mouth, on walls etc
- they can "throw stuff" fast like this (diagram) so it looks unnatural or does not obey gravity
- they move in, could be a palace, house etc
- they may be part of your family - parents, siblings etc
- into incest
- they are shapeshifters! They're actually a species of woodlouse
- they change size automatically
- don't need to eat food!
- your friend who has 'greys' will get annoyed by this post but will then start laughing, again
- they're creepy
- can walk on walls and ceilings
- they're evil fuckers but this is fake - they're in fact a physical hallucination provided by God (me.) They attack and eat evil people but protect good ones! This works in the White House - but limbs and stuff regenerate
- your friend's mum is nice - see
- they may deliberately scare some innocent dyslexic people but this is sad
- in theory you should like this story 80%
- others enjoy the social split
- to the White House - if you haven't seen this yet you have to draw it yourself
- they can turn into the giant woodlouse thing from birth - they also know all these phrases like "I am a man"
- when it spits down your mouth you will become infected with insects and bugs
- they pretend to be depressed
- ALERT - some politicians may be greys!
- when abducted (teleported) onto a greys spaceship you may go missing for millions of years - you may even end up on other planets. The confusing part is you seem to get returned to Earth on the same day. Again
- the White House do not photograph stuff
