In between Trailer Park Boys and a jolly tug on my roger I imagine to many things to be allowed put into words other than a format called a blog. As I tear the led out of neutered horse I begin to ride asshole naked down a rainbow..they must've caught wind of my plan they laid out the spkie strips. Immediately a buttermilk biscuit comes flying through the window and lands head first in my jello. Holy shit, next thing you know pigs will learn how to make deatomizers!!! That's a big 10-5 batman, and eightball corner pocket also. What who told you that a shot of tequila costs #3. Wait, is that a real value or a #3....anyway I make my way into the bedroom, there are candy apple posts and lucky charms swirling around in the toilet after I poop. "To many blondes in the men's room" yells the toilet nazi, (he's not racist he just is a dick when it comes to toilets) and he shoots mayo and peanut butter jizz all over their faces and runs them out. Can 20 dollars get me a blow job my lost associate asks me, I say not only that but it'll get you that mr. owl from the tootsie roll commercial that bites right through it....TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
