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Great quotes while out... - part 2

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Aye you guessed it, another great thread has died... Great quotes while out...
Long live the thread!
Here's the posts that you can't see:
mr_fluffy:
ok, i got a couple. this last weekend was a biggie. the church on friday night, slept a couple of hours, then electrik on saturday 'till the end, and then the big day out on sunday.
first, the lame one. about midnight on sunday, walking back to the car i go "man, i got aches in places where i didn't even know i had places!"
second, during the bdo, after smoking a couple of snow-cones with a mate and a girl we'd just met, i go "hey ben, hand us that water mate, i've got to douse this carpet in my mouth!"
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cAmmAc:
Last night I said an absolute pearler, but I was in the process of getting a *little* bent, so as you can imagine, I can't remember what it was..... don't u just hate that!
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Don Corleone:
Now that I look back on it, I must have looked like an absolute tool.
Upon finding a nut (the mechanical sort) on the ground, I started stepping on it and then removing my foot telling everyone that I could...
'Look! I'm on my nut. Now, I'm off my nut.'
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MUZZA:
Something I said while out was really funny.
I had just taken my 3rd pill and my mate who doesnt pop wanted to have a sleep in the car, silly me not thinking straight agreed to walk him back and sit with him for a while.
As the pill started to peak I asked him "how can I log on the internet on this car, I want to check something on pillreports" I honestly thought that i could log on the dash board of a magna.
I still havent lived it down.
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GoNeGoOsE:
Said friend of mine said this whilst quite gone on god knows what...
"Ketamine...K...and since "K" is the symbol of POTASSIUM in the periodic table, what we are actually snorting is POTASSIUM!!!"
God knows why but we still call K "Potassium" till this day.
OH yeah, this is the same fella who decided to hold a golf demostration in front of an audience (who was clean) on how to hit a golf ball. And ended up making a 10cm by 10cm hole in the garden.
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When there's one bulb left, and two people:
"There is no such thing as halves... when all is said and done, one person should have a black eye and the other one should be happy."
BigTrancer
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Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Shoot.
 
had to put this in
my friend kara sunday night at work: swing dancing ..... isn't that where you dance around naked swapping partners????
(i just about died laughing ..... and the customers kept looking at me weird)
 
The other night I rang a friend, cos he told me to call him and let him know where we were so he could come and meet us. When I called, he told me that he couldn't leave where he was because he was waiting for something, but he could remember what it was because he was too scattered. He figured he'd wait for it and when it arrived he'd remember.
I never heard from him again until the next day, when he told me what he was waiting for. He was waiting for A PHONE CALL FROM ME!!!
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True story, but I won't name any names...
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"The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay...
Love isn't love, till you give it away."
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after quite a big nite out, some friends and i were sitting in my lounge listening to some tunes...we were all zoning out, but enjoying the comfortable silence that happens between good mates recovering. The CD changed and the first track came on. One of my friends, out of nowhere, shouted...
"THIS TROCK RACKS!!!!!"
we were all fully aware of what he meant, but pissed ourselves laughing for about 1/2 an hour anyway.
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brisvegas gotta love it
"when he turned the Total Perspective Vortex on, she saw in an instant the whole infintiy of creation, and herself in relation to it. To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion" The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 
at kryal...
"cheers, big ears!"
"same goes, big nose!"
"likewise, squiggly eyes!"
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after teriyaki...
"the way slacker plays..."
"slieker or slack?"
"slacker"
"u mean slieker or slack?"
"slacker..."
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After quite a large night at Yaki...
Bulbing in Carlton...
"Life is better on a bulb...(loud bang, as a head hits the floor.... 45 seconds silence)... auwachucs ( deep breath, deep breath)... oh, oh my god"
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's - To all DFC...
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When there is a changing of generation the New School become the Old School and the cycle of learning continues...
 
"mannnnn, you look sooo fuckin cool"- skelzE @ 33&1/3 Tayo.
"man, we gotta beat it (as in leave the venue)"
-"what in here??? in front of all these people..thats just weird man!"-welshy hehe
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.......wombles..............
 
here's another ruski quote:
we're sitting in the chill area at yaki and ruski's seeing if anyone wants any k. he turns to phil and asks,
"would you like some phil k?"
and this is my favorite, from icantfeelmylegs:
"as a cosmic dance we RAWK!"
*waves mittens*
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'in infinite time, in infinite matter, in infinite space an organic cell stands out, will hold together awhile and then burst, and that cell is ME.'
 
Ok, this one's from my first salvia experience.
"Wow, this is so cool; I should be in a David Lynch film"
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
 
While tripping:
Kitty: Oh I'd love to have a video camera in my head and a tape recorder for my thoughts
Apollo: yeah you'd be censored
Probably had to be there but it had us laughing for ages.
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The only thing I'm good at is being bad.
 
NYE just gone. Consumed 1+1/2 bottles of scotch, then "found" a pill. Stumbling/buzzing around then I remark to a friend of mine,
"If I was a car, I'ld have a disabled sticker on me because I'm paraletic."
Another time when sitting round trying to describe what a nang is like,
"It's like a really intense orgasm, it's a nangasm."
 
A selection from the Earthcore diary from NYE....
"your going to have to lick my feet tomorrow"
"Are you rushing? Well eat some butter"
when trying to refer to chicken filets in the esky all that came out was
"Dead chooks in the cold room"
"im gonna be brain dead if i keep this shit up"
10:00am new years day- "you'd hate to be a grandma out here"
those were 4 insane days....
 
While going through a rather (!) paranoid stage, I had a few mates in the car with me and was driving along to who-knows-where. There was a suspicious-looking (aren't they all at 3am?) car in front of me that for at least 30 seconds (felt a lot longer at the time) turned into every street that I was about to turn into ...
"Shit, that guy's following me in front!"
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Made perfect sense at the time... can't see why the other 3 people in the car wet themselves for ages & never let me live it down.
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Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively - there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.. here's Tom with the weather!
 
From tripping - K9, disko biskit, QueenSmack & PsychoKitten
K9 what happens when the building's wobbling
Kitty It's gonna fall over
K9 The tape recorder looks like my brother
K9 I don't understand - I just don't understand, Kitty broke me, Kitty what have you done
K9 what was the first human being to eat an oyster thinking when they decided to eat an oyster? you open this thing and see something that looks like it comes from a bad chest cold and you decide to eat it.
disko biskit can you imagine how hungry he must have been
K9 yeah I can imagine how hungry he must have been... then again this is coming from someone who was eating frozen gummibears before cause they were a delicacy
K9It's like lemon meringue pie
disko biskit What is
K9 don't u guys see it
QueenSmackwhat are you seeing?
10 mins later
K9 isn't lemon meringue pie better then sliced bread
QueenSmackyeah it's nice
K9better than green
QueenSmack What? green meringue pie?
K9 green meringue pie? you're wierd
K9 I was told that if you lay back and let someone drop glitter in your face it looks like glitter falling forever
Kitty Yeah but glitter in your eyes hurts like hell
disko biskitYou’ve gotta admit it’s worth a try
while looking at my phone as it started to ring
K9 It's like the royal easter show in a phone
tripping - Kitty, Moochoo, QueenSmack and non BLers
Kitty I have so much acid in my system you could lick my skin and get high
Moocho you can't imagine acid
QueenSmackomg, he looks like Mr Garrison
Moocho yeah and H*** is MrHand
MoochoThat's the thing about tripping hey, pavement has never looked so good
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