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Gibberings CXIII - Cocks r us

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I never understood using socks as spunk rags. Underpants you can explain away as a nocturnal emission.


Plus socks are smelly.
 
Marmalade said:
it's the socks under the bed you've gotta be aware of

You think you're picking up washing, then when you're halfway through thinking, 'why is this sock w .. '? ... it dawns on you :(
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poor nerdboy :( airing his indiscretions on here.

edit>>>>socks are not suitable for use as a wankrag, I dunno why this myth is perpetuated. I use the dog.
 
Marmalade said:
it's the socks under the bed you've gotta be aware of
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Whenever I resort to socks, I make sure said sock is segregated well away from other items of clothing.

There are other items of clothing I used to use as receptacles which I wish I'd kept, but hindsight is a wondeful thing. And I'm sure that none of this talk is making anybody feel anything but at best uneasy.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Whenever I resort to socks, I make sure said sock is segregated well away from other items of clothing.

There are other items of clothing I used to use as receptacles which I wish I'd kept, but hindsight is a wondeful thing. And I'm sure that none of this talk is making anybody feel anything but at best uneasy.
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Sorry, you threw out your Swans t-shirt? You not got a washing machine? Cycle 2 50 degrees should do it.
 
Tbh I'm not a swallower - and that's nasty as I'll spit it our on anything near by (discreetly of course ;)...well sometimes haha). That sheepskin rug was never the same :\ Hate it in my hair :|
 
knockando said:
Sorry, you threw out your Swans t-shirt? You not got a washing machine? Cycle 2 50 degrees should do it.
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A certain ex's size six knickers. Which immediately reveals who said ex is for anybody who knows me and glances at this (not likely but not impossible) and lets them know that I wanked into said undergarments for well over a year after splitting. Sorry.

Not even one of her nicest pairs - just what was left behind my radiator.

I think I was made to bin them by a woman.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Whenever I resort to socks, I make sure said sock is segregated well away from other items of clothing.

There are other items of clothing I used to use as receptacles which I wish I'd kept, but hindsight is a wondeful thing. And I'm sure that none of this talk is making anybody feel anything but at best uneasy.
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you should all make with your cumrag confessions now ... c'mon sam, what have you used in the past?

Mailmonkey said:
is there an ebay market for used wanksocks, as there is for ladies' soiled knicks?
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NO!

christ. cum becomes vile in any circumstances pretty much as soon as it's cold
 
anything can be used as a cumrag. think i cummed over a goodfellas dvd case when i was a ll kid, proper gangster
 
A priest's vestements, a baby's bonnet, a policeman's cap, Bono's leather trousers and a lock of Mick Hucknall's hair. Actually the last one was sold to me by a doorstep salesman for that very purpose.
 
Marmalade said:
you should all make with your cumrag confessions now ... c'mon sam, what have you used in the past?
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Not a chance.

Except two people who've received the same treatment with regard to their undergarments were in the same room the other week. I'll say that much. Only one was definitely aware of it, the other possibly so.

Fucking hell, it's a stupid thing to be confessing to. I should go out for a drink soon, like somebody without a head full of MDA and a hackneyed fetish for jizzing on women's pants.
 
jancrow said:
I guess it's better than rifling through the laundry pile for a musk mask aka spidermanning.
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I need more information for my wank bank Jan 8)

...deliver the info or face infraction :)

PM any pics please.
 
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