General Heroin #19 v. Posting Between the Nods

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now the real question is how much drugs can you squeeze out of 28 dollars
 
well you can always jack a bottle of cough syrup from Walmart

28 dollars goes a long way in Walmart
 
lol for 28 dollars she better wipe my fucking asshole too

I probably could have asked this one random chick who helped me get dope once for a beej but idk how comfortable id feel hooking up with some chick who told me her name was "Kitty"

one of those, you were probably pretty hot before you started doing dope all the time, types
 
subotai said:
lol for 28 dollars she better wipe my fucking asshole too

I probably could have asked this one random chick who helped me get dope once for a beej but idk how comfortable id feel hooking up with some chick who told me her name was "Kitty"

one of those, you were probably pretty hot before you started doing dope all the time, types
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Haha, just like the dude who tried to middleman me dope when I was just walking down the street a couple years back "my name is Slim, I'm really nice and everyone around here knows me". I kid you not, right after he told me this another white dude my age came up to him and accused him of taking his money and screwing.
 
I have faith that Jeebis will parlay that $28 dollars into more drugs then any mortal man can.
 
"everyone around here knows me" = not in a good way

more often than not
 
Welderman said:
I have faith that Jeebis will parlay that $28 dollars into more drugs then any mortal man can.
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Ha, I was thinking the same thing. Tomorrow there will be a typical jeebis post which will read something like "so I was able to get a gram of dope, .3 of cocaine, an eighth of some bomb ass bud and some ketamine. That's gone but, I somehow have 3 xanax bars now"
 
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Haha, just like the dude who tried to middleman me dope when I was just walking down the street a couple years back "my name is Slim, I'm really nice and everyone around here knows me". I kid you not, right after he told me this another white dude my age came up to him and accused him of taking his money and screwing.
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What,no "shorty" in this story.When I'd go down to Dudley you could yell out SHORTY and half the heads would turn,chicks too.I doubt its changed much.
 
^One of the funniest names I ever heard was someone calling himself "silk".I had gotten busted earlier and found myself at the then "new" Charles st. jail(South Bay?It was a loong time ago).Anyway about 6 of us were sharing a cig before they brought us up to the new fish unit and we're shootin the shit and this guy says 'they call me silk".I looked at him in his fresh jail garb and it took everything I had not to bust up laughin cause he looked like ANYTHING but silk.Said he was a big dope dealer too.Long story short,it turns out he was neither,but that's jail talk for ya.Maybe we should start a thread about the funny,weird,crazy and down-right stupid street names we've come across.I'll throw in a "dopey" for starters.
 
Haha. Awesome. I've literally had 3 drug dealers over the years named Slim. 2 in Brooklyn and one in CT. Of course there is the plethora of other stereotypical names too. Shorty, ice, P lil, insert here lil, etc. Hah.
 
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