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Games WE would love to play with COPS

Sphinx (Afterlife) said:
back when we were younger, me and my friends would purposely get chased by the cops for no reason except excitement. Its simple, you wait till about midnight, stand on the side of a road, when a cop drives by, immediatly start moving fast, duck behind some bushes (unsuccessfully) so he sees you. Then run like fuck. Instantly he will pursue you for suspicious behavior. Just make sure you know the niehgborhood your in like the back of your hand, so you can get away. Once you lose him, return to a road, and wait for another officer to drive by and repeat. Usually theyll call in the entire force after long enough, so be ready for one damn intense game of cat n mouse.

One day we outran the cops for 4 hours straight till they gave up. They brought in dogs, 2 helicopters, and a dozen marked and unmarked police cars after us. We still escaped. Although at one point the police dog came just feet from finding us hidden in a bush.

The worst you get is a Mischeif charge if your caught, but we've never been caught when we purposely brought the cops after us, only seem to get caught when you dont want the cops after you lol
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Heheheh, and if you ever get caught, just say to them that ran because you're uncomfortable around cops after "the whole Rodney King thing." Even funnier if you're white.
 
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IntoXicated said:
just drive around with rolled up cigerates and act like thier joints. Make sure to drive extra slow and when you get pulled over spray some glad air fresh all over the place as the cop is walking to the car.
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Would be even funnier if after this, they search your car and find your weed :)

I got cought twice by the cops for smoking my last joint in public. Both times I was more than halfway trough it when the cops "busted" me. The frustrated looks on their face when they realise it IS your last joint, haha :)
(btw in our country if you don't have more than 3grams all they do is confiscate it, unless they're assholes and want to ticket you for smoking public or with minors etc )
One of those times we were sitting in a park, and near us was sitting a girl(14Y old?) who was totally spacing out on MDMA. Off course the cops thought that we were the dealers etc... Sketchy situation. Eventually they believed us. The girl was put in rehab
 
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this isn't really a game, but I always get high as shit before work and there is usually at least one and up to 5 or 6 cops who come through to eat. I like to just sit there knowing my eyes feel glassy as fuck and I'm blowed as fuck and I'm lookin them in the eyes making conversation and they have NO clue.

for some reason it just makes me feel good listening to some bike cop rattle off proudly about how they bust apartment drug dealers by bypassing the watched gates and comming in through little side gates and shit, while I'm sitting there high as can be, with weed in my pocket thinking "dude, you're tellin your secrets to the enemy, bad form".

it rules.
 
I think that snorting a line of coke off of the hood of a cop car we be one of the most exhilarating feelings ever. I've thought of this often while coked up.

I've been reading "The Room" by Hubert Selby Jr. author of Requiem of a Dream written from the perspective of a man in a jail cell and he elaborates on what he wants to do to the cops:

"Yeah, wish you were here. Right here. O would I fix your fucking asses. A nice long, thin hot needle in the eardrum. Or maybe a hot cigar in the eyes. Nothing fancy. Or maybe some of that old indian shit of cutting the eyelids off, or some hot lead up the ass.---And maybe put a dog collar around their throats and lead them with a leash. Yeah, after all, theyll need some exercise. Yeah, on a fucking leash. With their fucking badges stuck through the tips of their noses. And their fucking wives can greet them with open arms. Here children, say hello to your father. This is daddy. Woof, woof. O, what a nice daddy you have. Comeon. Say hello to the fucking sonsabitches."
 
Sphinx (Afterlife) One day we outran the cops for 4 hours straight till they gave up. They brought in dogs said:
That's amazing... Huge props. :)
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in our town we do things like pull up to a gas station where cops are parked, and act drunk as FUCK (but are totally sober). like fall over when we get out of the car, laugh like jack asses, stumble around, talk real loud, but dont do anything wrong. usually they come over and try to perform a sobriety test. i think its funny.
 
Once I saw a police car , then i just speeded in front of them , i looked in the rear mirror , they didnt care lolz
 
Recently had a run in with the cops and there was something else going on right where we were being searched and freind said they should go check that out, cop said "this is like fishing, can only catch one at a time"... I had the nerve to say "well if you got a big net you could get em all...", didn't seem to happy about that but didn't care, they already had our joint and our nic bag.
 
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