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Funniest Thing That's Happened While You Were Stoned

I pulled behind a car at a gas station and waited for the woman to finish pumping her gas. She gets in her car and starts backing up. Before I could even utter a word, she backs into my car. I was pissed. She gets out and walks up to my window. I'm asking her if she's fucking blind or something and she's so calm about it all. She finally gets me to calm down and after seeing neither car was damaged, I apologized to her for ranting.

I mumbled under my breath that I needed to finish the blunt that was in my car. She goes, "Oh you smoke weed? Because I sell fat ass dimes." I told her she had just found a new best friend. We exchanged numbers and as she was pulling away, I saw her license plate number. ***420. She didn't even know what 420 meant when I called her later, but she was true to her word. She hooked me up every time. I miss that girl.
 
To much funny shit has happened when I was high......but one time me and my friend were pretty blazed and we went inside Carls Jr and we only had like few dollars and some dimes and we asked if we could get two burgers with tomato and lettuce, then the server said "4.20" is your total. We giggled like little school girls.

Another funny moment was when me and my buddies were smoking in his car (We were driving stupid yes) right when I'm hitting the pipe there are like five cop cars at a car accident scene and right as we are passing them all the cops are staring at the car as we passed by them when I was still holding in the smoke.
 
Demanding a pizza from Mcdonalds was a bit of a laugh. Another time I kept convincing myself that a little paint spec on the wall was a fly crawling around, must have tried flicking it off about 10 times, course my mates found this hilarious. Another "had to be there" moment.
 
I was baked as shit and walked up to a gas station because i had the munchies. I walk in and start looking around and go up with like 5 bags of chips and the guy at the gas station just laughs and asks me if I have the munchies. All I could manage was a giggle and I walked away hahahah

I was paranoid for a second because I live in a really dumb neighborhood like the type where people would be like I SAW KIDS SMOKING MARIJUANA ALERT THE AUTHORITIES!

but i was just really high

the end
 
me and a friend were driving around smoking weed and ran into my 2 other friends who were driving around in their car

we didnt want to hang out with them and they dont even smoke weed but kept on driving after us following us wherever we would go

So we pull up at the traffic lights and i rev the car to make it look like i want to drag race then when the lights change green, they rev their car to indicate they want to race aswell

The lights go green, they floor it and take off ahead of us but being stoned and creative i just go slow and turn on down some side street just infront of the traffic lights

we lost them too :D
 
I went over to my friend's house in highschool and I was baked and my friend was talking to his mom and she was drinking soda out of a glass that had a playboy bunny on it and I told her "Heh, nice glass!" and in mid conversation with her son, she got up and walked upstairs.

I know it was kinda rude but eh I get told tact isn't my strong point.

Jibult-That is crazy!
 
@thefam said:
One night we went out for a munchie run to the servo after an epic sesh. Obviously we brought a massssive one for the road, we get to the servo and my friend wanders in to buy some junk, goes up and down the ailes for a bit, walks up to the counter to pay for it. It was at that point we realised none of us outside had the huge doobie. And sure enough, our other mate is standing at the counter with it in his hand, cherrie still going.
The lady serving him has noticed and he suddenly realises and just flat out bolts for the door, runs over to us panting and goes "whewwww that was close... look i got a pack of gum, and i didnt even pay for it."
Then realises he left his wallet on the counter, and has to go back and apologise, she also made him pay for the gum. =D

Funniest shit ever. We were literally on the ground in stitches.
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I've done that so many times but with ciggs!

Hmmm.
So this one time me and like 10 other kids are smoking a blunt near the mall and its all going good.
Then all of us sudden this kid just jumps and yells cops and being retartedly blazed as we were we all just got up and ran.

We ended up getting stuck and forced to go down this steep hill with a fence on it. There was this kid "A" we'll call him, hes a bigger kid, and when he got to the hill he started just ballin his eyes out, I felt so bad but we we're all running so we didnt stop.

We all get to the bottom, realize nothing is happening accept all of us yelling, and proceed to go back to the same spot.

We ended up giving A a bp to his face because we felt bad.

[We later learned hes the one that started the whole ordeal]
 
the three of us were gonna go drive around me and my friend got up front and other dude i thought got in the back ,but as we drove off i noticed dude in the back was too quiet - so i look back and its a spare tire - i said dude weres dude -it took us 30 sec to relize wut we had just dude then he tried to turn around and it was like an 8 point turn - stuck inbetween mail box and sum trash cans . makes me giggle still shit was funny how could we be so dumb???
 
we drove a homies 4 cilender eco compact into a cow paster in broad day light

skipped sckool to clibe up on a bank /office complex just to say we smoked on top that bank over there
 
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