Anyone else here enjoy silly movies as much as I do?
My favourates are:
Top Secret!
"Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
Flying High (aka Airplane)
Captain "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Joey "No sir. I've never been up in a plane before."
Captain "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburgh? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it hurts."
Monty Python's: The Meaning of Life
"Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life. (receives envelope) Thank you, Brigitte. (opens and reads inside) M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back into the sodding cinema. Famiily entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
My favourates are:
Top Secret!
"Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
Flying High (aka Airplane)
Captain "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Joey "No sir. I've never been up in a plane before."
Captain "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburgh? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it hurts."
Monty Python's: The Meaning of Life
"Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life. (receives envelope) Thank you, Brigitte. (opens and reads inside) M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back into the sodding cinema. Famiily entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
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