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Film: Constantine

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I want my money back

I was high as hell and that DIDN'T help. Stinky stinky.

I watched it again on DVD to make sure it sucked and it did.
 
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Did anyone actually expect more than just Hollywood popcorn from this film?

The only thing keeping from "straight to video" is the SFX
 
Possibly the worst movie ever. The attempt to tie in religion into what should have been another Matrix-style cheesy action flick was as half-arsed as the later Exorcist sequels.
 
so. really. bad.

I was hoping for more, I usually love this subject. the only bright spot was peter stormare, who played satan. he was kinda cool.
 
I'm about to watch this now on DVD and so i'll give my views in a while :D
 
lmfao! i didnt even finish the damn thing =D
The exorcism scene in the beginning had me laughing so hard I nearly wet myself
 
i guess this movie would appeal to certain people, maybe those who are familiar with the comic book character. for someone like myself who doesn't read comic books, the most obvious complaints are that the plot in this movie was being made up as it went along, the characters kept getting new special powers (there's a South Park episode like this), and there was no character development or backstory to make me have any sympathy for anyone in the film. the "plot" set up and conflict introduction is still going on in the final minutes of the movie. through the mumbeled dialogue, it is extremely difficult to discern what is going on, but at the same time, the movie provides no incentive for the viewer to want to know what is going on. add to this a phoned in performance by keanu reeves, and this movie is a mess. the millions spent on special effects and symmetrical camera shots makes for some eye candy that is mildly entertaining, but even with these things this flick is probably the worst major studio release of 2005.
 
Just wanted to bump this to remind myself that even if I liked Keanu, he cannot save a bad film. Bad, bad film.
 
I really like Hellblazer but having Keanu play John Constantine is just stupid a hell. They have a brunette American playing a blond Brit, wtf? I hate Shia Labeouf too.
 
I like this movie actually. Rachel weisz is incredibly hot iin it. And Peter Stomare is great as Satan.
 
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