This one's kinda a Gay joke.....no offese intended towards gays, but I just get a little kick out of this one....
One day a man is walking down the street and starts to get really thirsty. He looks up and happens to be standing next to a gay bar. Not really caring that it's a gay bar, he walks in, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "What's the name of your penis?"
The man replies," Hey, I'm not into all of that, I just want a drink cuz I'm thirsty."
and the Bartender says," Look buddy, in this bar we don't serve drinks until you tell me the name of your penis."
Annoyed, the man looks at the fellow sitting next to him drinking a martini and asks him, "hey buddy, what's the name of your penis?" and the man replies, "Timex"
"Why Timex?" The straight man asks.
"cuz it takes a licking and keeps on ticking." replies the man.
The straight man is kinda taken aback by this and turns to the man on his other side drinking a beer and asks him, "what's the name of your penis?"
The other gay man replies, "Ford"
and the straight man asks, "why, cause quality is job one?"
"no, lemme ask you, Have you driven a Ford lately?" the man replies.
The straight man is even more surprised and taken aback than before, so he stops for a while and thinks to himself.
A few minutes later he comes back to the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "What's the name of your penis?" and the man replies, "Secret". The bartender says ok and gives him his drink, but before the man leaves the bartender asks him, "why'd you name it Secret?" and to this the straight man replies,
"Cause it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
He,He,Ha,Ha!!! God I kill myself!
Again, I intend no offense towards gays or homosexuality....just thought this was a funny one.....
as always, PLUR baby, PLUR!
Chipmunk