Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
No scientist is going to say Im a biologist so I wont attempt to answer those questions.
unfortunately, this is actually what most scientists say. philosophy is generally ridiculed by scientists. i think its mostly a personality thing- if you like set answers, science is for you, and philospohy really isn't, but that wont stop you mistakenly expecting philosophy to be able to provide answers in the same way science can.
there are times when scientists genuinely need to grapple philosophical questions to progress with their work- for example, how do you examine causality without defining it? but these are rare.