Elon Musk officially buys Twitter, DONE DEAL !

[Jabberwocky]

Lmao wrong think links aren’t allowed on here

TWITTER FACES FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE - Must Prove It Didn't Lie in SEC Filings About Only 5% Bots - Elon Musk Is Waiting - Newsweek Reports Biden Account May Be 50% Bots

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@TheLoveBandit y’all should allow links for stuff from mainstream conservative sites. that seems like over the top censorship. i get it with stuff like daily stormer and shit like that though

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Works just fine for me

There isn't some grand conspiracy to censor the right man

 

[Jabberwocky]

Just be like Bezos and shut the fuck up and live in space and shit or whatever Bezos does

 

[Buzz Lightbeer]

Come on, this must be drugs

 

[Jabberwocky]

Come on, this must be drugs

he's just trolling and has been for awhile

which is dangerous for someone as impactful as him to do IMO

people take him seriously

He has claimed to have Asperger's in the past, may or may not be true I'm not sure.

 

[Buzz Lightbeer]

He has claimed to have Asperger's in the past, may or may not be true I'm not sure.

It's strange, in 50 years of his life nobody has ever mentioned Aspergers, not his multiple biographers, family, ex'es, business partners....
Then he goes on SNL and he suddenly has Aspergers? Nonsense...

When he was younger he also just talked normally, without darting eyes and weird pausing etc... Not saying this is ASD related, just that it's all an act, attention craving.

which is dangerous for someone as impactful as him to do IMO

people take him seriously

Why? Where is the danger?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Why? Where is the danger?

because entire groups of political social media goblins seem to rally around it, and every word he says

media outlets replay it to the masses

unicorns start to fly over the moon and cast their spell dust upon various animals and fauna

the world burns in a glorious magnesium fire

we can't ignore the fact that he is one of the most influential persons in the world right now... people care what he says and does... he could take a picture of him on the toilet and it would be world news... no?

It's strange, in 50 years of his life nobody has ever mentioned Aspergers, not his multiple biographers, family, ex'es, business partners....
Then he goes on SNL and he suddenly has Aspergers? Nonsense...

When he was younger he also just talked normally, without darting eyes and weird pausing etc... Not saying this is ASD related, just that it's all an act, attention craving.

Yeah, I questioned it heavily when I heard it.

To me, it seems like he is constantly trying to be overly relatable to people, and that would fit into that purpose.

Maybe some $10,000/hr therapist suggested it to him and he ran with it.

 

[Jabberwocky]

@Buzz Lightbeer my point is that the average human being is stupid as fuck and can't tell the difference between a troll and real meaning or intent, especially on social media which always translates into mainstream media in the end. People look at Musk tweets as if it were some official and credible source of information...

Then again.... people listen to Donald Trump and think he never lies... idk... maybe my point is moot... this world is fucked

"Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are even stupider than that." - Carlin

 

[Buzz Lightbeer]

we can't ignore the fact that he is one of the most influential persons in the world right now... people care what he says and does... he could take a picture of him on the toilet and it would be world news... no?

Yes, this is why we should be enjoying this glorious downfall we haven't seen this kind of public stupidity and losing the plot since Trump.
To me all this is top tier entertainment, I've been on the Musk train for years though, all the nonsense over time is so absurd and this is like the cherry on the cake.

@Buzz Lightbeer my point is that the average human being is stupid as fuck and can't tell the difference between a troll and real meaning, especially on social media which always translates into mainstream media in the end

don't you agree?

I don't actually.I don't see how some drunken rambling about the woke virus will have that much of a negative influence that wouldn't be there regardless. Much more important issues in the world than being woke or anti woke.
The die-hard tech bros will still support him. Maybe he gains some right wing fans, but hey, they ain't buying electrical cars!

The average human might be stupid, it's possible, so what if they take Musk so seriously. It's just some babbling about woke and Mars and the fucking feds. What is the danger? At most a couple % of people might be more against the whole woke thing and possibly the government or something... Would've happened organically anyway.

 

[Jerry Atrick]

Just be like Bezos and shut the fuck up and live in space and shit or whatever Bezos does

Yeah, just be like Bezos and leech billions of our taxpayer dollars to fund your space hobby that you can entirely afford to pay for yourself

 

[-=SS=-]

Richard Branson should take Musk, Bezos, and Gates, and go have a gay orgy on his Virgin Galactic spaceship as it cruises into the Sun.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Yeah, just be like Bezos and leech billions of our taxpayer dollars to fund your space hobby that you can entirely afford to pay for yourself

at least he doesn't bombard us with incessant annoying tweets while doing it

 

[Jabberwocky]

Report: Elon Musk exposed himself to SpaceX flight attendant, according to documents

The billionaire tech mogul allegedly offered a severance package worth $250,000 to a...

www.chron.com

Report: Elon Musk exposed himself to SpaceX flight attendant, according to documents​

The billionaire tech mogul allegedly offered a severance package worth $250,000 to a now-former SpaceX employee after exposing his genitals to her, Business Insider reported Thursday night.​

Ah, it all makes sense now. Make a few distracting tweets sucking up to conservatives and claiming the leftists are doing dirty tricks so when everyone finds out you're a pervert at least he'll have a few people who still like him.

 

[Buzz Lightbeer]

Report: Elon Musk exposed himself to SpaceX flight attendant, according to documents

The billionaire tech mogul allegedly offered a severance package worth $250,000 to a...

www.chron.com

Report: Elon Musk exposed himself to SpaceX flight attendant, according to documents​

The billionaire tech mogul allegedly offered a severance package worth $250,000 to a now-former SpaceX employee after exposing his genitals to her, Business Insider reported Thursday night.​

Ah, it all makes sense now. Make a few distracting tweets sucking up to conservatives and claiming the leftists are doing dirty tricks so when everyone finds out your a pervert at least he'll have a few people who still like him.

Well... he kind of was involved with Epstein too, mostly reportedly, but some on the record. He must've take inspiration from him, enjoying massages on private planes by sexual assault victims.

Wonder who else he eventually gave horses too.

And with this bombshell $TSLA is down another 10%, absolute trainwreck all this and we've only just gotten started

 

[w01fg4ng]

We just sold our Tesla for 14k more than we bought it.

 

[Xorkoth]

Nice, good call I think. tech stocks are headed down.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Now we are on the waiting list for a new one.

 

[Xorkoth]

Oh the car? I thought you meant the stock

 

[w01fg4ng]

Yeah, we sold the car for 33% more than we bought it for.

We're gonna do it again too. That's the plan anyway.

 

[Droppersneck]

Lol now Elons trying to hire attorneys on Twitter. Hes going to have a hard time finding the higher end ones willing to go against the establishment. I think the establishments attacks on him were coming at some point, but likely levied now since the ministry of truth thing they made to counter his purchase of Twitter failed so miserably. Man there is no chance any big name attorneys come on board, the establishment now goes after the licenses of anyone that presents a serious challenge to them.

 

[Buzz Lightbeer]

Lol now Elons trying to hire attorneys on Twitter. Hes going to have a hard time finding the higher end ones willing to go against the establishment. I think the establishments attacks on him were coming at some point, but likely levied now since the ministry of truth thing they made to counter his purchase of Twitter failed so miserably. Man there is no chance any big name attorneys come on board, the establishment now goes after the licenses of anyone that presents a serious challenge to them.

What are you talking about, Twitter WANTS Elon to buy it.
Elon doesn't. How does this fit your narrative?

He also has like multiple defense contracts with SpaceX.

I expect no response cause it makes no sense at all.