Drug-related Stories

[abracadabra girl]

The OP's story reminded me of this one. My grandma lived in an apartment complex and liked to dumpster dive, since people would throw away some good stuff when they moved out. I guess she brought home some plants one time without knowing what they were. Her young stoner neighbor was over visiting, and said "Hey Granny, do you know what you've got there? That's a marijuana plant!" My grandmother was totally scandalized, about like your mom was, and maybe scared to throw it away too. The young man says "Don't worry, I'll get rid of that for you." She was so grateful that he took it away. LOL

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I've got loads really, and have probably related them on here several times in various threads. However, one that springs to mind was back when Warrington was spreading out into one of the 'newtowns' of the 80's. There was (and still is), this place called Birchwood Forest Park which was basically a manmade piece of countryside created around a load of wartime bunkers (I mention this because there's another story there, but I'll leave it for now). Anyway, this park was lovely, all rolling freshly turfed heaps of refuse, covered in young trees and surrounded by brand new 'twee' housing estates. In short, it was the perfect place for tripping, because basically no fucker lived there yet (apart from me mate whose mum bought one of the flats in the new estate)! It was like a trippers playground.

So one night, me an' me mate decided to drop a load of Liberty caps and go for a wander marvelling at all the pretty lights outside the toytown-like new estates. As we were cruisin' down one of the main paths in this park, talking shite and watching the stars go supernova, just up ahead trotting over the brow of a hill on the path was a nekkid bloke! Well, nekkid apart from a tie and his hands cupped round his testicles! At first we didn't bat an eyelid - we were trippin' fer fuck's sake and this was just a hallucination right? Wrong! Following this guy was a further 7 similarly attired chaps, and they fuckin' stopped when they saw us!!! "Eyup lads, we're a load of rugby players on a stag night and we're trying to find a phone box - do you happen to know where one is?" Now every molecule in my body was saying "Fuckin' leg it, you've totally lost the plot now and you're going home in a fuckin' ambulance and a straight jacket! What actually happened was I calmly said "Yeah mate, if you go down that path there to the main road you'll see one on the corner". To which he replied, "Thanks mate!", then they all continued on their naked trot with their hands cupping their balls and their ties flapping in the wind...

We just looked at each other, said 'did that really just happen?', then carried on going 'Wow, look at the moon' etc.

I always find it amazing the situations that you can handle really well when tripped off yer box that you would normally imagine to send you totally insane!

 

[ScotchMist]

I once held my mate up straight with one arm and guided his knob with the other hand so he could piss into the toilet.. I was on a lot of drugs and seemed at the time the best coarse of action.

Prior to that he was spinning around by the toilet pissing on everything in the bathroom, including me... so there was my reasoning, probably should of just left the bathroom and him to his piss party, hindsight ay

Never forgot the time I held a mans cock

 

[Shambles]

^ I think I'd've been more inclined to get the fella in question to sit on the toilet but well done you on taking one for the team :D

Are they really on PCP or are they just mentally ill tho shammy? Obviously it makes a better story if you say "He took LSD and never came back" or "he was on PCP" than "He was seriously mentally ill and desperately needing help".

Obviously can never really know for sure when all you have is a video clip to go by but in many instances the people with them appear to know what the person in question has been up to that day. Whether or not it's true in ever instance I could not say but doubt they're making it up every single time. PCP is right at the top of my druggy desires list - am well aware it's not what the media likes to portray it as - but I wouldn't pretend it doesn't have any of the issues it clearly does in some cases. It's quite possible that many of the more extreme examples of wild behaviour on PCP involve underlying mental illness but anybody who has taken dissociatives or seen people on dissociatives knows that's exactly the type of behaviour to be expected. Seems to me the examples that get posted up online are just those that have maybe had a wee bit too much rather than simply a media conspiracy against PCP. Dissociatives do cause freaky behaviour - that is simply a fact.

 

[ScotchMist]

^ I think I'd've been more inclined to get the fella in question to sit on the toilet but well done you on taking one for the team :D
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Again hindsight there shammy...!

This was about 3/4 of the way through a 2 day bender on about any chemical we could obtain, as one stops working properly, move on to the next. I was not of sound mind and I think at the time it was more just for some weird sordid amusement if I remember correctly

So if you ever find yourself aimlessly pissing around the place and a guy reachs around to lend a hand. Don't assume its friendly Mr Mist, im never doing it again