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Driving through lanes behind really slow drivers...

Mailmonkey

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What do these people think when they have a huge stream of traffic (Royal Mail vans) stuck behond them?

Do they look in the rear view mirror and think "I'm in the lead, I'm WINNING!" wherever they go?

With their fucking caravans.

Full of immigrants probably.
 
There are very few middle lanes in Scotland, so it's not a big problem.

But drivers that sit in the overtaking lane and don't get a fucking move on, they drive me nuts! Who undertakes them? I do sometimes when they're taking the piss, but I don't like it and I don't like being made to do it. And no, they're not actually making me do it, but they're strongly encouraging me to do it, the stupid fucking cunts!
 
It depends a lot on the vehicle. We have a 65 BHP car and a 250 BHP car. I'll often find myself tailgating when driving the more powerful vehicle without even realising it. The cruising sweet spot in top gear is around 55 mph in the crap car and 90 mph in the good one. Anything less and the car almost accelerates by itself.
 
Is this the thread about following Postman Pat vans down country lanes as they randomly pull up by a hedge, with no indication, and park in the middle of the road while postie fiddles around with packages, pens and red cards for 5 mins before ambling off to the next random hedge? No?

Oh.
 
gayorstraight said:
What about Sunday-Middle-Lane drivers then?
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I'm 12 Cornish and what is a middle lane?

The worst is when the outsiders get here. Vigorously stealing the beaches & aggressively parking their cars everywhere.


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Cornishman said:
I'm 12 Cornish and what is a middle lane?

The worst is when the outsiders get here. Vigorously stealing the beaches & aggressively parking their cars everywhere.


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Kons dha vamm.

Do they ever say 'grockle' or 'emmet' down your way Mr Cornwall?
 
I did my driving test on country roads, failed the first time and the guy said that going round country roads at 40 was not acceptable when its national speed limit (gave me 2 minors), you know like the single lane overgrown fuckers going up to the right at a 45 degree angle with like a 60 degree slope.

Anyway next time was a completely different guy and I put my foot down, and he put his foot on the brakes, told me to pull over and asked why I was driving in such an irrational manner.

passed it 3rd time though!
 
knock said:
There are very few middle lanes in Scotland, so it's not a big problem.

But drivers that sit in the overtaking lane and don't get a fucking move on, they drive me nuts! Who undertakes them? I do sometimes when they're taking the piss, but I don't like it and I don't like being made to do it. And no, they're not actually making me do it, but they're strongly encouraging me to do it, the stupid fucking cunts!
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What about if you try to undertake, then they speed up. What sort of massive cunt does that? They should die in a fire.
 
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