Ok - please don't think this is stupid, but I have a really funny story...
Last week-end I dropped at our favorite local club and was hoping for a real speedy roll, as I had been napping all afternoon to save up the energy to dance my ass off...turns out that it was one of those "hit-you-like-a-freight-train-and immobilize-you-rolls" - too strong, too fast. I couldn't even move , just leaned against the wall. Finally I got the energy to walk to the restroom - while I was peeing in the stall, I did the standard glance to the right to make sure there was toilet paper and, in very tiny little print on the toilet paper dispenser was written "Turn Clock-Wise for New Roll". I started laughing so hard that I almost fell over. The Haitian bathroom attendant came over to the stall and knocked and in her best Haitian accent said, "You Ok, honey?" (For those from South Fla you know exactly what I mean). And here's the worst part, boys and girls:.....................
I spun the shit out of that knob......!
PLUR!!!!!! *giddy laughter*
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"We are in Chains until Dance sets us Free"
Last week-end I dropped at our favorite local club and was hoping for a real speedy roll, as I had been napping all afternoon to save up the energy to dance my ass off...turns out that it was one of those "hit-you-like-a-freight-train-and immobilize-you-rolls" - too strong, too fast. I couldn't even move , just leaned against the wall. Finally I got the energy to walk to the restroom - while I was peeing in the stall, I did the standard glance to the right to make sure there was toilet paper and, in very tiny little print on the toilet paper dispenser was written "Turn Clock-Wise for New Roll". I started laughing so hard that I almost fell over. The Haitian bathroom attendant came over to the stall and knocked and in her best Haitian accent said, "You Ok, honey?" (For those from South Fla you know exactly what I mean). And here's the worst part, boys and girls:.....................
I spun the shit out of that knob......!
PLUR!!!!!! *giddy laughter*
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"We are in Chains until Dance sets us Free"
