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Do you have any embaressing stories, related to your drug/alcohol use?

missmegandelaney

missmegandelaney

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So my friend C and I were at the park just chilling with some friends. It was getting kinda boring so I texted C to remined her that we still some blow left. We excuse ourselves from out friends and tell them that we were just going to the bathroom and we'd be right back. We did a couple lines, then we met back up with our friends. One of my friends asked us if we were doing drugs in the bathroom and we of course said no. My friend goes, "then why is there coke stuck on your nosering?"
 
Ive had a bunch of embarrising shit happen. Puking in school, blacking out and proffessing my love to my friends sister who was a couple years older than me.
 
Last monday a buddy of mine was smoking some new blend (i think it contains Ur-144) and i said i didnt want to smoke those blends anymore. I went on to drink 6 pints of strong homebrew lager, and of course once alcohol gets into me and drugs are around, I take the fucking drugs. I smoked a few puffs, felt good. We walked off to this field quite drunk and high that we like to smoke in (has a big crater in the top of a hill, like a meteorite hit it or something) and there were about 30 odd cows in there staring at us. Last time we were there another friend got chased by them, but this time we both did. It had been pissing it down with rain for the past week or more (typical British summer), it was hilly too. We started running, with them following us building up speed, I then proceed to slip over running down a hill and fall into a puddle, get a bit wet and muddy but not that bad. Then it happens again but i go flying face plant right into a fucking puddle of rain water and cow shit. It was all over my face, hair, coat, tshirt, jeans, shoes EVERYTHING. so I had to walk home with my mate laughing at me through a built up area, luckily only a few cars passed and gave me funny looks. What a day....
 
Not being able to form 1 sentence without forgetting what you were going to say after 3 nights awake & dropping a very strong E-pill. And when a sentence does come out, it's total bullshit. No one who was there ever did binges like that, they were laughing their asses off. :p
 
The most embarrassing moment for me was when I posted here on BL for the first time. Apparently I was beyond stupid.....too much of a dope to do dope. But I've learned. =D
 
yeah...mostly due to alcohol

only funny one im willing to relate was i was at an outdoor, and there was this dog that someone had brought along, and he kept bringing this stick and wanting people to throw it. At some point, it got stuck in a tree...and this dog ws sitting under it, jumping up trying to reach the branches, and whining...so i feel bad for the dog, and go to climb the tree to get his stick. (I should point out that its like 12:30 or 1 at this point, very dark) So I'm climbing, and all of a sudden a branch breaks under me, and I fall out of the tree. Discovered the next morning that a branch had pierced my ass cheek on the way down, so I had been bleeding all down my leg all night but was too drunk to notice. Discovered that part of the branch had broken off in my ass about two months later when my body finally pushed it out. Was about the size of the last joint on my little finger.

Same show, same night, well morning, I was playing sunrise. I had saved a 4 loco for my set, so i get down to drinking while i play. I blackout (although apparently I played awesome..thats what everybody told me at least, including people who i trust to tell me if i fuck things up) and when im done, instead of going out the back of the tent/booth, i simply fall through the wall and crawl away to my tent

theres a great picture of me with my head in my tent, on my knees, ass straight up in the air...still havent lived that one down
 
getting too high and acting all sketchy. no jk, but one times me and my friend god some speed (my first time) and when we came back to town after spending WAY too much time at walmart, when he got out of the car to pay the man in his secret apartment (sketch fest) he doesn't come back. I wait. He doesn't come back. I call him. He says "GO TO MY HOUSE NOW CAN'T TALK". i get to his house, make it inside just in time before cop cars pull up. Apparently he knocked on the door said "open up police!" then cops fucking knock the door down hold him on the ground with guns to his head and scream "DO YOU HAVE ANY DRUGS? DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WITH DRUGS?". His story was he was getting cigs from the guy i think he might have, but had tylenol corrupted psuedoeuphedrine since he had a cold. Idk if he really intended to treat his cold or not. But anyway when he was being held in the cop car he managed to get his bag o' speed and chew it up and swallow it (i payed for some of it :( ). When he was done with the cops he repeated his story over and over to his mom. then some more. then even more times. I felt bad for how hard he was tweeking off that bag of speed he swallowed. His mom HAD to know idk maybe she didn't give a fuck, prolly not. He stayed up for over a day off that bag. Scared me away from dope

saying "open up police" during a police raid is like stink bait for cat fish. expect guns
 
There's a park by my house and Me and my friend smoked some Fire Kush. We were out of it and it's Night. Stars are bright and it gave off an amazing feeling with the high. We ran up this slide that was about 15 feet high and 15 feet long. There's a bar at the top of the slide and my friend descided to run up it. The first time he did he completely fell off sideways, and of course I decided to try it... so I run up fast and i come in so hot that I bang the bridge of my nose on the bar at the top of the slide. Hurt like hell, but it was funny at the same time.
 
One of the first time rolling I took 2 green stars and was drinking UV Blue Vodka. We were on our way to this girls house for a party and i went running into a door yelling "WHOS READY TO GET FUCKIN' DRUNK" and it wasnt even her house. It was her next door neighbors house which just happens to be a security guard at my old high school. I ran away once I heard my boy calling my name, fell off the side of the stoop and slipped down a hill due to snow. After all that I ended up in the right house laughing with everyone with the next door neighbor coming to the door threatening to call the police but all was good.
 
Too many to list..... I had to pee super bad after the 40z and ended up peeing right beside a church, going to hell...holds head down in shame. I find that embarrassing enough that I won't mention that ever well besides now. I didn't even think twice bout it at the time though.
 
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