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Diversion tactics required

RLP said:
Sup EADD.

So, last night, things got a little wild, I was out with friends, got a little drunk and we all did some coke after. We met some dudes in the smoking area of the club and got offered pills. Well, you wouldn't refuse would you?

I don't remember much else after this.

Anyway. I've woken up this morning with a dude in my bed dressed in a garter and bra. One of my friends had decided to kip in the bath, the other had taken his sleeping bag outside. There are three people in my living room who I don't recognise in the slightest. There are 28 loaves of bread of various brands in my kitchen and 15 packs of smoked bacon. All of my chairs have been smashed and there is a hammer lying on the floor, which I presume is the guilty party. Someone has written "ANAL" in a substance which looks and smells like shit on my white walls.

Anyway, to cut a long story short my parents are already on their way up from Exeter to stay over for the weekend and should be here by noon.

Advice?
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My god, what a party that must have been.


Ceres said:
meet your parents as if you were just arriving home from being out all night/morning and open the door and say JESUS CHRIST, I'VE BEEN BURGLED
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lmfao. That made me chuckle, and probably the best one to use!
 
Urbain said:
My god, what a party that must have been.
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Started off well enough, got better after this pic was taken it seems...

NSFW:
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ponch said:
Just put an episode of the big bang theory on. If that doesn't remove them then I'm afraid nothing will
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agreed, how that disgrace to the genre comedy ever got a pilot even considered for commission nevermind multiple fucking series is a complete and utter mystery worthy of its title-matter. how far things have declined since the haydays of real american situation-comedy a la frasier, seinfeld et al. the characters are utterly detestable, the cliches.. tired, the comedy.. not funny. i actually get along with geeks and consider myself an incognito one myself - but i would actually derive great pleasure from beating that fellow who plays sheldon to within an inch of his poorly-acted life we were to cross paths someday. just imagine - someone has got very rich indeed from perpetuating that guff. makes you fucking sick



oh and epic thread btw, rlp
 
RLP said:
Sup EADD.

So, last night, things got a little wild, I was out with friends, got a little drunk and we all did some coke after. We met some dudes in the smoking area of the club and got offered pills. Well, you wouldn't refuse would you?

I don't remember much else after this.

Anyway. I've woken up this morning with a dude in my bed dressed in a garter and bra. One of my friends had decided to kip in the bath, the other had taken his sleeping bag outside. There are three people in my living room who I don't recognise in the slightest. There are 28 loaves of bread of various brands in my kitchen and 15 packs of smoked bacon. All of my chairs have been smashed and there is a hammer lying on the floor, which I presume is the guilty party. Someone has written "ANAL" in a substance which looks and smells like shit on my white walls.

Anyway, to cut a long story short my parents are already on their way up from Exeter to stay over for the weekend and should be here by noon.

Advice?
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im so sorry but that just made me lol . really sorry but the anal part just got me
 
Hahaha this is the funniest thread read through on here for awhile. Brilliant
 
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