Dear Satan,

[Guru Daddy]

First off I just want to thank you for all the neat stuff you brought me this year! My favorite is the book of stories, especially Jack and the Beanstalk! I just love it, with the magic beans, and climbing the giant beanstalk into the clouds, and the goose that lays the golden eggs... I just keep reading it again and again. It's like I can't stop, especially on weekends! So thanks Satan, you're the best! Now, I hope its not too early to start next years list:
First I'd like peace and love enough for everybody in the universe. Second I want my own beanstalk. And a bike...
Love and Peace,
Guru Daddy

 

[barndog]

holy shit, this is TOO funny!!!!!!!!
LMAO

 

[aimE]

*shakes her head and smiles*