cydonorb
Bluelighter
I deserved it, I had it coming for saying "gee I just want a little mindless entertainment tonight". So against all better judgement I picked up DAREDEVIL. It would've been excuseable if I lived in a small town with only a Blockbuster to rent from, but I live in New York City, in the East Village, home to 4 large indie rental shops not to mention Tower & Virgin. If I wanted an action flick I have access to just about every Donnie Yen, Tsui Hark & Ringo Lam film ever made. If I wanted cheese I could've rented a cool Rhino re-release of some great Roger Corman drive in classic. But NOOOOOO, I rented DAREDEVIL. DULL. DERIVATIVE. DARK. DUMB. DEPRESSING. DRECK. Quite possibly the worst film I've seen in the past several years. If this had taken place in China, starred Jet Li & Maggie Cheung, had some decent fight scenes, wasn't trying to be BATMAN & was directed by someone like Woping Yuen then mabey, just mabey this lame script could've worked. Instead this third rate rip off of THE MATRIX, BATMAN & every HK action film from the 1990s gives us 2 wonderbread washouts like the wooden Jennifer Garner & bland Ben Afflek. The filmmakers even manage to make Joe Pantoliano & Michael Clarke Duncan boring which isn't easy. The is sub Troma crap that even The Toxic Avenger wouldn't shit on. lets hope this is exhibit A in Ben Affleck's upcoming exile from showbiz. I haven't seen GIGLI but I don't have to becasue it cannot be any worse than this limp, lame & lifeless piece of "product".