A magical throne? Because as your loyal wizard of your kingdom, that is something you are going to need to get from me. Ooooo weeee I’m getting so excited about all of the cool magical things I can do for you and the kingdom. I have a neat trick that will make your enemies believe that I have removed there genitals. That’s a good one. Remember that some of the best magic isn’t magic at all, it tricks, and every good wizard has a bag of tricks. Sorry, I just get so excited talking about wizardry. Did you know that there is no such thing is dragons? Never has been, but my ancestors made people believe that there were. I could something like that for you. I can make people believe the dumbest shit ever. That’s why wizards are alway jolly and chuckling all of the time. Did you that I wasn’t born in this dimension at all. I lived 20 years as a fish in the sea and was born again and proclaimed Excalibur (just like the merlin did)! What makes a wizard a wizard is the ability to exist in different dimensions. You can usually spot one by their Tourette’s. All wizards have Tourette’s and tic like that because they feel everything at once in all of the dimensions and we aren’t scared of anything ever.
Anyway, what we talking about, stupid people and their white privilege. I can make people feel guilty for that, although I don’t think people should apologize about the color of their skin, ever.