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CEPS Meme and Satire Megathread v2019

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[I promise to replace all my meaninglessness with actual memes or I will ban myself just give me time to eat and like... readjust to... whatever a few hours from now should make my mind state]

fuck oh god and I really WANT to eat this meal too

oh god

this is like worse than methorexia because the spiritual desire to allow the food in is so great, whereas on meth your spirit is way more into consuming other things or wasting away and I want to get nice and fat and let all the "Food" in filled with fake grease and high fructose corn syrup and food colorings and fakeness and elements my body will barely get anything out of, like a dugong poorly metabolizing and dying from eating nothing but nutrient-poor plastic

but I want to eat so badly

and this is food

this can't be real, this can't be can it

oh my fucking god it's like waht do people do to put themselves into the mood for eating

is there such a motivational thing I can put on

what do I do

I would try drinking or taking xanax but I am somehow thinking I don't want to numb the end of this shitshow emotional crashterpiece failathere for what it's worse(worth). All meaning fell apart in the mind. I don't have one. It's just that, because I don't have one.

Hold on maybe I can find a 6:30 AM DJT tweet I'm sure this is how strung out he feels at this time every time he's tweeting at this hour IT'S MEME TIME

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wow you'd think for someone so "twitter addicted" you'd see a lot of diff media shots of him on twitter and this is all I could find?

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what if Donald Trump has never been on twitter on a mobile device
 
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thanks bro i appreciate it and i'll address your questions, in order, because the FAKE LIBERAL MEDIA would have you believe otherwise

1) Yes we Jewish people do masturbate, followers/believers or not. I literally have considered jerking it again but like my mind isn't able to focus that well on one thing for that long otherwise I would?

2) That is FAKE NEWS and my voice is SUPER NOT hetero when I'm SUPER SOBER. Super fake. SUPER CRAZY fake news. Crazy FAKE sober news. CNN YOU NEED TO DO A LINE BEFORE YOU COME TALK TO ME
 
Captain.Heroin said:
sometimes you hear the Syrian war footage and you put this video on to cover up the bloody footage so you can smile insetad of cry to what you're hearing



yea it really covers up the visual distasteful bodies lifted from the rubble pretty well
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lol selena gomez spin !
 
spare ribs said:
I dont get it,how does blacks folks wearing red hats solve racism.
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There's a vague implication that if Trump were racists to Blacks you would see a literal boycott of Black Vote against Trump. Because this isn't the case, and you can grab a bunch of Trump supporters at a ralley and ask them to stand together, it looks like there's a solid amount of Trump supporters in the Black crowd. I mean, of . I forget words. Words. Just imagine it's an implication.

It's a fair one too; there were some areas that were literal 0 votes for Romney; I think more minorities are voting for Trump vs Romney. I think if you look at the numbers sure it's not like WOW TONS OF BLACKS LOOOVE TRUMP no nothing like that, but there are BETTER numbers, which I'll admit was a headspin for me, but I'll admit it's real.

Also as much as you know I love DJT memes, hating trump, all that liberal sympathizer stuff, hey guys, do you realize what kind of shit hole America we'd have if Cheney were presdient? Or Romney? Or Cruz? Or King? There's dozens of Republicans who would have this place *a total fucking disaster* unlike some of the good things along w/ a whole bunch of shit many of us disagree with here i.e. the Trump agenda.
 
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Romney is the kind of person who literally would be rolling in the taxpayer $$$$ stolen from Blacks out of their last paychecks after he lays them all off as a private consultant for mad personal gains, meanwhile doing everything he can do not give a fuck about black employment or long-term economic improvement (EVEN if I don't agree w/ micromanaging the economy Romeny's plan would have been a disaster)
 
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