CEPS Meme and Satire Megathread v2019

[mal3volent]

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[alasdairm]

you forgot “immediately claim it’s a false flag orchestrated by the deep state to further their gun control agenda”



alasdair

 

[mal3volent]

 

[Chris42393]

Some Liberals think it's okay for men to share the bathroom with little girls. Disgusting.

 

[Chris42393]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

LOL @ massive, massive CNN fail, even for a liberal sympathizer ya'll have me knee slapping



"$88 dollars extra for a washer" GIVE ME A BREAK

I'm never going to own my own home. Let alone afford a home AND a washer.

TARIFFS ARE COMING. And they're the right thing to do in this situation.

"These are consumer goods" NO THIS IS THE TREADMILL OF EXCESS CONSUMPTION AND IT IS FUELING GLOBAL WARMING AND ECOLOGICAL COLLAPSE AND CATASTROPHE. Stop buying cheap Chinese made shit!!!! "This includes toys" READ TO YOUR KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED A TOY THEY NEED A CARING LOVING PARENT.

I'm going to lose my f'ing mind.

"That's real money for Americans". Yes and you middle income people with your fancy houses and 1,000,000 consumer goods ARE GOING TO PAY FOR OUR PROXY WAR AGAINST CHINA. Enjoy!

"what about iphones?" STOP BUYING EVERY NEW IPHONE YOU GODDAMN WHITE PRIVILEGED LIBERALS god damn

I think I'm going to never own a cell phone after this one just to make a point. You don't NEED things made in China. Totally unnecessary.

"Don't get out the violin" DAMN STRAIGHT. *plays the world's smallest violin*

AND THEN HE RAILS AGAINST THE RATES THE FEDS ARE KILLING US WITH *KILL THE FEDERAL RESERVE* and Erin TOTALLY IGNORES HIM

Erin don't act like your IQ is a two digit number. You're smarter than that. Say he has a point BUT... don't just fucking ignore how EVIL and illegitimate the Federal Reserve is.

GOD DAMN IT DEMOCRATS let's agree on some things just A FEW THINGS and I'd be totally happy w/ them.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Liberals: want the constitution to apply to non-citizens (IT DOES)
Liberals: want the constitution to not apply to Americans with mental disorders (SORRY YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW: IT DOES)

we all have constitutional rights, citizen or not. Suck it up liberals. If you don't like it leave it OR CONVINCE 35 STATES TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS (lol will never happen). And I'm not talking about Trump's America. I'm talking about the Constitution.

If 35 liberal states come together to roll back the 2nd Amendment I'll be leaving. And I woke up crying my eyes out to the local news this morning. I still value my civil rights even if I don't exercise all of them every day. Sorry.

Drug war failed? LOL LET'S PRETEND IT WAS A SUCCESS AND START A GUN WAR! Stupid. Ignorant. Sorry guys. I know how much y'all love your TOTALLY POINTLESS gun control. Go steal that Kent University girl's gun from her and riddle my body with bullets I don't care. I don't own a gun, don't want one. I don't believe violence solves anything. Logic and words do. Don't hate logic just embrace it and try to explain to me why the constitution is so evil.

HOW IS GUN CONTROL TOTALLY POINTLESS, CAPTAIN?
Jamal Kashoggi was killed with a sedative and a circular saw. LOL BAN HANDGUN AND DELOREAN SALES TO SAUDIS TO SAVE JAMAL
Youtube shooter, Vegas shooter, Cruz = all had their guns for well over a year.

BUT MAKE NON-VIOLENT CRIMINALS WAIT SO HOPEFULLY THEY DIE IN THE CROSSFIRE WAITING FOR THE 10 DAY PERIOD TO PASS LULZ

And only ONE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE stood up for the constitution for Californians. God damn the world.

 

[Chris42393]

 

[Chris42393]

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[cduggles]

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Some Liberals think it's okay for men to share the bathroom with little girls. Disgusting.

Where’s the little girl? Maybe the room is for little boys?

 

[mal3volent]

Am I the only one who doesn't attribute these sexual undertones to public bathrooms?

Since when did peeing in the same room as someone else mean you wanted to fuck them?

Chris you really out to go back and find the old bathroom thread. There's some really good discussion in there. Maybe challenge your own perspective on that issue? Try to change your own mind?

 

[Chris42393]

Hmmm very odd. Watcha think? (im NOT saying its true by ANY MEANS). Just seems a little weird imo.

 

[JGrimez]

you forgot “immediately claim it’s a false flag orchestrated by the deep state to further their gun control agenda”



alasdair

Flashback to Parkland (1:20)

Parkland Teacher: Shooter Was Wearing Full Metal Body Armor, Helmet, Face Mask

Survivor offers strange description of encounter with killer

www.newswars.com

Cognitive dissonance is when you're faced with evidence that you can't explain (over and over) so you just ignore it or explain it away. Some possible realities are so scary that they're unable to even be entertained by some people. Even though:

42 ADMITTED False Flag Attacks | Washington's Blog

washingtonsblog.com

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[Chris42393]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Liberals call men pigs / dogs: OK
Conservatives called women pigs: NOT OK

I think I'm getting the hang of equality!

p.s. I have an idea for a meme so offensive I'm sure I can't post it here but it's totes funny

 

[Neopunk]

 

[JGrimez]

Mass shootings being a "white thing" is a malicious lie that is used to silence and intimidate whites. Here are all mass shooters for 2019. Data comes from the wikipedia list. Shooters are overwhelmingly black. Leftists, anarchists and LGBT activists outnumber white nationalists.

 

[cduggles]

Being charged or arrested for something? Maybe they could mine some more Wikipedia data ? about convictions, maybe?

Nothing you post has reputable sources, for the ones that have sources.

Are you sad that 8chan will be offline for a bit? Where will you go instead? If only there was a site with truly free speech that you hadn’t quit with a screed. If only such a site existed...

 

[TheLoveBandit]

"These are consumer goods" NO THIS IS THE TREADMILL OF EXCESS CONSUMPTION AND IT IS FUELING GLOBAL WARMING AND ECOLOGICAL COLLAPSE AND CATASTROPHE. Stop buying cheap Chinese made shit!!!! "This includes toys" READ TO YOUR KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED A TOY THEY NEED A CARING LOVING PARENT.
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"what about iphones?" STOP BUYING EVERY NEW IPHONE YOU GODDAMN WHITE PRIVILEGED LIBERALS god damn
... You don't NEED things made in China. Totally unnecessary.

Great point. It's all discretionary, with alternatives available from not-China, if one insists on owning such items. But, for washers for example, how do you reconcile NOT owning one, but then relying heavily on a laundromat? It's still supporting such ecological destruction machines, albeit indirectly?

and Erin TOTALLY IGNORES HIM

Erin don't act like your IQ is a two digit number. You're smarter than that.

Um, no, she's not. If it isn't on her bulleted talking points, she can't address it. If it is on her list of bullet points, she'll keep beating the drum about it. Dude took her to school and she sat on the bus dazed and confused until it was time to go home again. She did piss him off, however.

Am I the only one who doesn't attribute these sexual undertones to public bathrooms?

Since when did peeing in the same room as someone else mean you wanted to fuck them?

Chris you really out to go back and find the old bathroom thread.

No, you aren't the only one. And, while I worked up some thoughts, your last line nails it. Other thread is more appropriate.