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CEPS Meme and Satire Megathread v2019

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I laughed so hard

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w01fg4ng said:
Man this guy is hilarious.

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Good to see at the LEAST w01fg4ng can learn something UNLIKE a mod that wants to pass comment upon my posts & has NO idea where their memes are coming from 8)

If you like him w01fg4ng check Bill Hicks, Stanhope is just a 5th rate Bill Hicks.
 
alasdairm said:
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I could stay a while
But sooner or later I'll break your smile
And I can tell a joke
But one of these days I'm bound to choke
And we could share a kiss
But I feel like I can't go through with this
And I bet we could build a home
But I know the right thing for me to do... is to leave you alone
Leave you alone, now.

 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Good to see at the LEAST w01fg4ng can learn something UNLIKE a mod that wants to pass comment upon my posts & has NO idea where their memes are coming from 8)

If you like him w01fg4ng check Bill Hicks, Stanhope is just a 5th rate Bill Hicks.
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Oh, get over it mate. Do you honestly know who authors all your memes now, do you?

Smug wonka ftw.
 
the onion said:
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

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HANOI, VIETNAM—Tearing up as he described the courage he would have had no choice but to summon had he not been born into a life of luxury, President Trump reportedly took time Tuesday before the North Korea summit in Hanoi to travel south and lay a wreath at the spot where he would have died in the Vietnam War if he weren’t rich. “Today we recognize those who, like myself, would have been forced to make the ultimate sacrifice had they not come from wealthy families who could call in a favor from a doctor friend and get exempted from the draft,” said Trump, speaking for several minutes about the death he would have faced if he had been unable to afford an elite education and, instead of receiving college deferments, had been conscripted to fight in a conflict in which more than 58,000 Americans died. “I would have died bravely with my fellow soldiers right here in this field had I not had a father who could pull some strings and make sure I never had to do anything like that. So today, I reflect upon and honor all those who were able to avoid service, especially those who received a medical deferment from a podiatrist who rented office space from their dad.” Trump went on to announce that a new monument would be erected on the National Mall in Washington to honor all affluent survivors of the Vietnam draft.
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:)

alasdair
 
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