I know a girl who soaked tampons in alcohol in high school and got drunk that way. I don't have a vagina, but fuck... I'd imagine that would hurt. That doesn't say anything of THC absorption.
I just did a google search for 'thc rectal absorption' and I found this:
"One average the systemic availability ∆9-THC is 6% due to degradation in the guy and first pass metabolism (Ohlsson et al., 1980: Wall et al.,1983). Brenneisen et al. (1996) showed that the bioavailabity after oral dosing is 45-55% of that achieved by the rectal route. The vehicle used to deliver that oral dose has an influence on systemic availability, for example an oil suspension of ∆9-THC will increase bioavailability to 20% (Brenneisen et al., 1996)."
In another section:
"This study also found that the AUC for A9-THC was 30-fold greater than after oral administration."
So THC plugging!!! Heeeelllz fucking yeee-ahhhh.
Peace,
PL
Might want to steer clear of an alcohol infusion though. Sounds like an oil would be the way to go. However, that sounds messy. Ick...