Caffeinated Booze Four Loko, Not Drugs, Sickened Students at Party

yea those are cheap ass bum beers. haha i was runnig low on cash and got one. its pretty gross i'll stick to getting 18 packs of busch light. pintz.

Yea, theres an intervention episode where an alcoholic mother and son were scraping together change to buy 4 lokos..... That was part of the reason I stopped drinking them..... That and the fact that I was puking up blood the morning after drinking them.
 
LSDMDMA&8926318 said:
i guarantee nobody who's not young is gonna drink this shit..i wonder if its caught on in the homeless crowd?

Yea I wanted to quote LSDMDMA, but was too lazy to go back a page at first. But yea they are definitely know among the alcoholics and bums now.

^ I think he was referring to the people who aren't bums.
 
whats the new flavor?

Lemon & Lime

it's also funny to note that the creators of Four Loko graduated from the Ohio State University, a school that sits across the street from me and also a school known for its drinking/excessive partying
 
What happened to all the chicks who claimed they had no more than one shot of vodka and the chaser and then passed the fuck out?

dr_house-_everybody_lies


Fun fact: the European version of Four Loko has wormwood.



They had four max on the shelves in the us like 2 years ago, I miss those.
 
I have to say, i've drank it a few times... have in the past had a HUGE tolerance to liguor (i lived in NOLA for 5 years) but a friend and myself, both full grown adult men, both passed out after 1 can of this shit.

And the alcohol in it just feels super dirty, like terrible hangovers and stomach problems, etc... I would compare it to a bottle of wine instead of a 6 pack, but yeah, shit is strong and could easily get you in trouble.

This ^

My friend and I have a very high tolerance for our age group (18-21). It's because we usually ONLY drink vodka or other liquors that is 40% or higher. So when I first saw this drink, it said 12% alcohol, so I thought it wasn't a big deal. And besides I've drank Joose before and Sparks, those drinks actually didn't do too much for me and I was able to pound out several cans of those on top of shots of vodka.

HOWEVER, only after 2 cans of these four loko shit, not only did I vomit all over myself (which I NEVER do), I also passed out for a good 2-3 hours. The drunk I get from this is also very dirty feeling. I feel like 'sick' drunk, more than a euphoric, heady drunk that I get from vodka.

I learned my no loko lesson.
 
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one day of Mardi Gras.

and me saying it feels like a "dirty" drunk is saying alot since obviously I am used to drinking shitty malt liquor. Well Steelies aren't that dirty, but yeah...
 
Buckfast, anyone?

It's apparently been the root of all problems in Glasgow for some time now. It's the choice of poison amongst neds (scottish 'thug') and it contains large amount of caffeine and is a slightly higher strength of alcohol than average wine, therefore it must be the cause of their anti-social behaviour.

Though I am gonna buy a can of Four Loko for the lulz
 
Introducing Five Loco!!!
Its 20% alcohol, has the equivalent of 10 cups of coffee, the nicotine equivalent of a pack of cigarettes, and 500 mg of DXM!

"Oh my god Becky, look, its in a brightly colored can and it can fit in my Gucci purse! I'm gonna chug three of them!"

*face palm* lets just ban students from leaving their houses.
 
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