Caffeinated Booze Four Loko, Not Drugs, Sickened Students at Party

i understand their popularity...stronger and (a little) less disgusting than mad dog...four loko is all the rage with crusties. i hope that they aren't getting into skateboarding accidents or passing out like these college kids...they usually have a stronger constitution than that.
 
i understand their popularity...stronger and (a little) less disgusting than mad dog...four loko is all the rage with crusties. i hope that they aren't getting into skateboarding accidents or passing out like these college kids...they usually have a stronger constitution than that.

i lol'd
 
Mad Dog is the same with no caffeine, and it actually taste better.

Joose and Four Loko are seriously disgusting in taste. I almost compare them to Robitussin.

But goo thing no-one really knows about the ultimate bum juice of them all, PRIMETIME.

PrimeTime is 17% alcohol fortified wine. People get seriously wrecked on this shit as they try to drink them like Mad Dogs.
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^LOL, jesus god-- I swear people must be masochists.

I couldn't even imagine how bad the hangover from that anti-freeze crap is. :D
 
Partially disagree with people saying caffeine and alcohol should never be put into the same product. Main reason:

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70 proof and more delicious than any other flavored vodka I know. Put a couple of ounces through a martini shaker while you're rolling: fucking heavenly.

Plus: Kahlua? Bailey's and Coffee?

Those caffeinated malt liquors are real nasty though. Maybe the ones with thujone (wormwood) are better.
 
Partially disagree with people saying caffeine and alcohol should never be put into the same product. Main reason:

NSFW:
van-gogh-espresso-629.jpg

70 proof and more delicious than any other flavored vodka I know. Put a couple of ounces through a martini shaker while you're rolling: fucking heavenly.

Plus: Kahlua? Bailey's and Coffee?

Those caffeinated malt liquors are real nasty though. Maybe the ones with thujone (wormwood) are better.

The difference is, not many teenagers see this in the corner store and not have enough money to buy such an exquisite product.

LOL :)
 
lets see.
i dont drink, ive herd plenty of morons talk about this shit
what the fuck ever happened to just good old fashioned fucking liquor?
and goddamn, they bitch about cig companies marketing to kids?
i guarantee nobody who's not young is gonna drink this shit..i wonder if its caught on in the homeless crowd?
 
I dunno, who do you consider young? I have said that I drink it (although only for certain occaisons) and im 24...I have a friend (albeit a crust punk alcoholic heroin addict) who drinks about 4-5 of these a day, and hes 32
 
Hahah, when i read the article the first thing I thought was about "Joose" and when cosmic charlie got super fucked up from drinkin them nasty things, pukin all over the place. shit cannot be good for you. I had never heard of this four loko biz tho, I aint into that shit so Im slow to hear about the new drinks I guess. Shit just sounds so damn nasty tho, i really couldnt imagine drinkin that shit with all the caffeine in it, it must absolutely destroy ur stomach.

Haha yeah we were Joosing it up that night. He normally does have a pretty weak stomach and that shit destroyed him lol. After I drank it for a little period of my life I developed stomach pains from them too. As soon as I stopped drinking them though the pains went away.
 
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lets see.
i dont drink, ive herd plenty of morons talk about this shit
what the fuck ever happened to just good old fashioned fucking liquor?
and goddamn, they bitch about cig companies marketing to kids?
i guarantee nobody who's not young is gonna drink this shit..i wonder if its caught on in the homeless crowd?

I was just in New Orleans for a month and yes, it has caught on with the homeless and impoverished crowd. As with all things pioneered by these social groups, hipsters have begun picking up on it.

I have to say, i've drank it a few times... have in the past had a HUGE tolerance to liguor (i lived in NOLA for 5 years) but a friend and myself, both full grown adult men, both passed out after 1 can of this shit.

And the alcohol in it just feels super dirty, like terrible hangovers and stomach problems, etc... I would compare it to a bottle of wine instead of a 6 pack, but yeah, shit is strong and could easily get you in trouble.
 
I was just in New Orleans for a month and yes, it has caught on with the homeless and impoverished crowd. As with all things pioneered by these social groups, hipsters have begun picking up on it.

I have to say, i've drank it a few times... have in the past had a HUGE tolerance to liguor (i lived in NOLA for 5 years) but a friend and myself, both full grown adult men, both passed out after 1 can of this shit.

And the alcohol in it just feels super dirty, like terrible hangovers and stomach problems, etc... I would compare it to a bottle of wine instead of a 6 pack, but yeah, shit is strong and could easily get you in trouble.

I strictly blame the nausea more on the caffeine. I have the same nausea from monster energy drinks.
 
haha I love how they used my '6 pack' math. When I saw those things on the shelf it was the first calculation I did. One can really has just as much alcohol as a 6 pack of coors lite. Nuts


I try not to drink them anymore... they always got me into trouble, saying or doing stupid shit I regretted later. It's like drinking on coke, you stay up and drinking and moving around way longer than your body would normally be able to and shit starts to go down.... Think the last three times I was or was almost arrested involved these types of brews lol I quit, they'll kill me
 
I've always found caffeine to weaken the effects of GABAergic drugs. 40 oz > anything that tastes like that shit tastes and contains caffeine if you're just trying to get drunk for cheap. Why would anyone consume that much caffeine, especially while getting drunk? Of course they vomited. Hopefully these dumbasses learned their lesson.

It doesn't really seem like it should be considered news that a lot of caffeine + a moderate-large amount of alcohol= vomit.
 
this stuff is horrible, and I can't even really drink one

but when my band toured a year ago these drinks were so popular with touring bands. pretty much all my friends are musicians, and I guess "hipsters," and they will drink three or four a night

just seeing someone when they have drank three Fours (running the Three-Four defense as I like to say), is a very scary and disturbing sight

I don't want to say these should be banned, because I am not in favor of banning anything in our society, but I just can't believe these are legal with everything being illegal these days

oh well, I guess alcohol gets a pass in our society these days
 
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