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BlueLight Jackass: Oh well at least it aint Big Brother related!

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It think BlueLight Jackass would been hella funny and more interesting than Big Brother.

So whats your Bluelight Jackass stunt? (don't go out and do one in the interest of HM)
My most recent one would be hanging a shitload of toilet paper out my pants, gaffering a tin foil constructed dildo to my head and jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Filmed it of course.... didn't completely cane myself but came damn close! Just glad i decided to do it sober, or i would be in intensive care right now.

Also who would be the cast:
El Sorcho (obviously just look at the pics)
Wazza (think nude, tatts, piercings antics- what a goldmine)
SDB (come on the guy's a comical genius)
that is all for now
 
to add to that, I have drank stomach bile on stage (jim rose circus side show)

lick pretty much anything. Lick trees, walls, people, the ground (did the ground once at peach - thur night thing in Melb) and just missed dante's testicles. (covered by pants mind you!)

stage diving once, some dude jumped head first into me and he knocked himself out.

Guitarist from the band Bored! (dave thomas, now in Magic dirt) broke his wrist and $6000 epiphone guitar on my head while playing on stage. He stage dived with it.

Went head first through a door during year 12, last day of school mad drunk. We were chasing each other with water guns and I tripped on some carpet. *SMASH*

Blood duster concert - BIG dude stage dived, landed legs first onto my ankle just as I slipped on some beer on a wooden floor. End result, me walking with a completly smashed ankle. Tell my friends I think I twisted my ankle, walk 100-200 yards to a taxi, tell the taxi driver, I laugh and then we go over a speed hump. I'm holding my leg still and my foot was wobbling. Almost made the taxi driver vomit, next day, it's HUUUUUGE, black and blue. Ended up in plaster for about 5-6 months....

And that's just the ones I can think at present. There's a LOT more, *think* putting dick in goon glass and drinking it in salute to the GREAT goon god! (many times over)
 
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This is an awesome idea, I'd love to be on this show, I think I'd do a Bluelight take on Partyboy's antics and walk into a shop while rolling, chuck on some music and start dancing hysterically :)
 
in a leopard print G?

mmmm...
leopard print G

me? i'd probably give some of those urban break-your-legs stunts a go... like the human tricycle
or calfornia snowboarding :)
 
Urabn break your legs... Urban Kayaking was phat...oh so was the human steak thing!

Or we could run around the streets with a fat guy chasing a skinny person whos had too many drugs and you can amlost see thorugh the gap between their wrist bones :D

-Hyper
 
well i could provide the leopard print g ;)

i want to see someone staple their testicles to their legs and walk round like it for a day like jackass does...and have a i.v drip of vodka and walk round the city half naked! ;)

*sighs*

=D
 
I bags performing the "off road" tattoo on plaz's testicles!!

Ain't so tough now eh ;)
 
Ive done milk challenge
mmmm its actually really nice to throw up cold milk... really good
 
hey WAZZA!!

you was in JimRose Circus?? When was this? I was kinda friends with the sumo wrestler ladies for a bit, they wanted me and my ex to rassle em on stage cause no gals would do it...

And I had big crush on the Enigma after feeling his horns hehe...

--Raz--
 
Raz, Jim Rose Circus thing was about '92 or '93.. A long time before they had the sumos and stuff..
 
Yeah i know what it's like at have a bunch of metal heads crashed in your living room= Beer + Madness! Had members of Bowelmouth and Abrasion crash at mine. Blood duster at the arthouse and tote fucking kick ass, those were the days!
 
While on numerous illegals, inside animal jump suits ( Koala suits so every one thinks we're from the "Save the Koalas" Foundation ), Babu and myself will throw ourselves at whatever you point us at.
Fuck running into market stands.How bout cinemas or fancy restraunts? while bashing the innocent with our buckets of 2 cent peices.

-Peace
 
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