Athens, Georgia - United States
I'll only be here for a few more weeks, which has got me waxing nostalgic a bit prematurely about my on and off home for the past 6 years. Here's where I'd Take an out of towner. Bear in Mind that Athens is only a town of 100,000 (as of the last census), so you wont be swimming with killer whales, or climbing mountains, but you wont have to settle for tipping cows either.
1) The 40 Watt Club
One of the most well known rock clubs in the united states, and easily the best in the South. This is where Pylon, R.E.M. the B-52s, Sound Tribe Sector Nine, Widespread Panic, The Olivia Trmor Control, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Circulatory System, and Vic Chesnutt all got their start.
2) The Tree That Owns Itself
I've Heard that Thomas Jefferson sat beneath it and that's why it was willed it's freedom upon the death of the landowner. Wikipedia has some more detailed information about it. I like the Jefferson Story, myself.
3) Sanford Stadium
Well, there it is, the Sanctum Sanctorum. It seats approx. 93,000, and is used for about 20 hours a year. It cost 360,000. Its worth every penny tho

In one corner, by the home team locker room, is the mausoleum wherein the earthly remains of Uga I-V repose. Uga is the University of Georgia's mascot, an English Bulldog.
4) The Arch / downtown / UGA Campus
Scenic Gateway to UGA's North Campus (modeled after Yale University) or Historic downtown Athens, depending on which way you're walking. On campus you can see where the President of the Confederate States of America lived his freshman year (he shared a room with Crawford Long, the first guy to use ether for medical anesthesia). Opposite the Arch is a Ben and Jerry's and a Starbucks.
5) Hot Corner Coffee
Not much to look at, but very, very fresh coffee. Roasted on-site daily and allowed to sweat/mature for a day or two. I'll put this up against fairnymph and Finder's coffee houses any day. I'd take you all to the roasting facility for the other cafes in town, but thats a secret and has no pictures.
6) The State Botanical Garden of Georgia
300 acres of formal gardens, hiking trails, and good places to dump a body. It border the Oconee river, which is a nice place to go rafting. Also, this one time, I got lost on a trail, and stumbled upon a fenced off area with razorwire on top, and radiation hazard signs on the fence... awesome.
7) a tour of the Dive-Ass places I've lived
This last place, (not pictured), gives any urban crack hosue a run for its money. Used hypodermic needles everywhere, coke bags, straws, use condoms, random stains on the wall, broken glass everywhere, semen on walls, bullet holes, stolen car stereos, crackheads for neighbors, hookers. SO ALIVE, THIS CITY!
8) The Middle of Fucking nowhere.
Athens, the city proper, is convienently located 30 minutes from the middle of nowhere in all directions. Whether your bag is boiled peanuts, shooting animals, white supremacy, or just kudzu and the absence of light pollution (my personal favorites, just barely beating out white supremacy), Athens offers the perfect staging ground for your Deliverence-style Southern experience.
We'd also totally stop by a waffle house, gumbys, and my dealer's place.