wtf accusations
i'm on your side guyz
one day you may be fortunate or unfortunate, whichever your case, to meet a girl who, when aroused, demands it in the poo,[i have met a few] if a shower and some pretty fucking strong prune juice is involved shortly before said anal exploration, all's well, calm the fuck down and enjoy a night at the One Star Hotel you pussies!.
Had a Swiss/French girlfriend in the Armed Forces, she would flatout ORDER me to lick her asshole, and after six months out bush, I would have stuck my head out the window there and then and licked the ass out of a low flying duck in my haste to get it on with her!
the long and the short of it is, If it's clean, treat it mean, If it's rancid, have a shower with it, THEN treat it really mean..
Like Billy Bob said in Bad Santah..."You ain't gonna shit right for a week"