Best Excuse for Cops !!

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SpecilKNY

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Well isn't this a great start for a day !!
74 Mph in a 50 Mph zone - $85 and my insurance will celebrate !!!
I was trying to get out of it by joking with the cop - but your cops here (in america) have no sence of humor !!
He was asking me - you know you went 74 in a 50 zone ? and the only answer i could think of is - Yes but it's a mercedes kompressor i was how fast would you drive it ? he wasn't amsused left to hes car and came back with the report !!! damn cops !!
well if anyone ever used an excuse that works - post it - I need it for next time
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At least it's the weekend
 
The correct answer is, "yes officer, Iknow I shouldn't have been going that fast, can you cut me a break?"
I wish I knew that asking was as effective as it is. I've had about 12 tickets, but the last 4 times I was pulled over I recieved nothing, and all I did was ask.
Crazy how things work.
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"Tis better to understand what you hate, than to hate what you don't understand."
 
My favorite answer is "Shit, I didn't realize I was going so fast... I could've spilled my beer!!!"
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THEY ARE *NOT* LAME!!! grrrrr... = P
 
Well a week after my 18th b-day and i had a
perfect driving record i was driving this rental car which was a stick and i had just learned how to drive a stick my friends brother had asked me if i would drive them
to the mall well i really didnt want to but i did anyways so i was doing some obnoxcious
speed (something like 65 in a 35) i got pulled over and the cop walks up and goes
"so are you trying out for the indy 500 or what" so i responded with "this car is a stick and im not used to driving one" he proceded to yell at me and tell me that the car being a stick had nothing to do with it
and i got a ticket.. so anyways just a story
i thought id share...
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I fell down the hill and
kept rolling!!
Peace
Timbo:)
 
i'm not a cop-lover or trying to be an asshole here, but here's a thought...the cop was doing his job and you can't really fault him for it...so don't be a smart ass in the future! ;-)
 
This was from an old Car & Driver.
A guy driving a Ferrari did like 40mph over the speed limit (on Hwy). Anyway, when judge asked him why was he driving so fast, he replyed, "Your honer, because I was driving a Ferrari, can't help it." The entire court room laughed hard except the red faced district attorny. Anyway, the judge lower the speed to 10mph over and no point for that Ferrari driver.
 
I have this thing I've dubbed my angelsmile... It's, yanno, that fake smile I show to relatives, or sometimes if I want something it just kinda comes out without my permission... I kinda get annoyed with myself for using it sometimes, and othertimes I'm annoyed with the world around me that it *works* as well as it does...
ANYway, the point of this post is just to say that the angelsmile DOES NOT WORK ON COPS!
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~*~ Ashke ~*~
 
74 in a 50 zone is reckless driving in some states... you're lucky if you just got an $85 ticket.
Worst thing to say to a cop when you're pulled over:
"Hey, weren't you in the Village People?"
 
this is aweful you guys but i have used it like 4 or 5 times now when I have gotten pulled over doing up to 25 over the limit.. as the cop is walking up to my window, hehee, i get this paniked look and start rocking forward to backwards, and before he can say anything, i say really quickly that I have had diarreah all day and that i was just rushing to a bathroom because i gotta go now, and then i am like trying to make my eyes all watery and have that "i am gonna shit all over myself look and movements" hahaaaa, and usually they are so freaked out and disgusted i guess that a young lady would say that, that they are like you can go just dont speed, to which i then drive off.. its sick but its great.. and btw you got soooooo lucky with that $85 ticket.. maybe you read it wrong cause in Cali its like $400 and a court appearance, a court appeareance with fine to be set at hearing in texas, and same in New York.. you got it lucky, shoulda just said you had the shits tho heheheee... ::giggles:: x2k
 
Hahahaha!
X2K, you are the shit! Well, not literally.
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I probably would say something along those lines but would start laughing halfway through! But that is a classic.
Here's my take on the cop situation. I was told that if you ADMIT to the fault, you can automatically get a ticket. That is by responding to the "why were you going so fast" question with "Well, because...."
If you just look cute (girls) or sorry (guys), the cop will prob be somewhat leniant in dispersing the penalty. That is, IF he tickets you.
Another trick I learned: When pulled over, shut off your car and take the keys out of the ignition and put them on the dash. If the cop asks why you did that, respond with something along the lines of "Well, I know from (my friends uncle or something) that it makes a cop feel safer as he approaches the car."
Then he'll know you know your shit! Easy as that! I don't know how well this works cuz I've never been pulled over, but lemme know what's up!
good luck,
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TheOne
 
I agree that you're lucky you only got a ticket. You could have gotten points taken off your license or even arrested for reckless driving. America is tough, what can i say. but I think the best advice is to just look really colemn and sorry when the cop pulls you over. Act like you've never sped before and you're really sorry, but you have to be somewhere (don't make up some really fake lame ass story, though because cops have heard it all!) and then ask if there's any way this could be a warning. Be careful how you phrase it though, don't try to bribe an officer!! Good luck next time
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funny, tora. do you know that from experience??
i think my little red car has an anti-cop force field or something. i speed all the time, not recklessly or anything. i've only been pulled over once in my life, which was 2 weeks ago. and that was for expired plates. i was cracked out from nye, so i looked reeeally good. the cop was so nice and i was real nice to him so he just gave me a warning. i knew i wasn't going to get a ticket or anything so i wasn't nervous. my mom was freaking out tho. she was with me and knew i had my pipe on me.
anyway, my theory is if you drive a car that doen't look like it could speed, you won't get picked up. ha!
 
oh yeah -- and for future reference: it's called a FUZ BUSTER
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Hey,
I haven't done this yet, but I think it would be funny.
The cop comes up to your window and says "you were doing 74 in a 50 zone" you should say "no way, I was doing atlest 80"
You might not get off, but it would be cool to see the expression on his face
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d.
 
Tell the cop you are on the way to the hospital because your little cousin has a bad injury and it's important you be there to help them. The cop's first response is to be concerned and ask if you need him to take you or get more help if you mention anything to do with a hospital.
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by the way, cops can usually tell when you are bullshitting them. something that helps is sticking both hands out the window as soon as you pull over. it shows them that you don't have any weapons in your hand and they can probably trust thier lives with you. i did this in the past and the cop said "thank you" for it and let me go. might want to give it a try!
 
around here (ottawa, canada) i'm pretty sure that if i stuck my hands out the window when a cop pulled me over one of three things would happen:
1) the cop would think i was making fun of him/her and slap me with a huge ticket;
2) the cop would bust a gut laughing . . . and then ticket me
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3) the cop would think i was stuck, or having a seizure or something and rush to give me first aid (i'd rather not get cpr from one of those mustache-sporting-upholders-of-the-law thank you very much
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by the way. i find an effective technique uses the "hands out the window" approach only as a starting point. the next step in getting off scot free is to have your homey hiding in the back seat with his semi-automatic weapon (for legitimate hunting purposes only, it's my goddamn constitutional right!) pop a cap in the cop when he/she approaches the car. like fishing with dynamite baybee!!
anyone else had any success with this method?
 
Get this shit! One of my dumbass friends got pulled for going in a one-way parking lot. Anyway, she'd been drinking and the cops made her do the sobriety test and the breathalizer. The cop was like, "According to the breathalizer, you've had 3 drinks". My friend, with her little attitude, snapped back by saying, "Well, it must be wrong, because I've had about 8 or 9 tonight!" How dumb was that!!! Needless to say, she got her lisence taken away for 6 months, but I guess it's better than a D.U.I.!
 
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