B-Light celebrity Deathmatch...

me against any candy raver
DJ SKINNY GEE vs. DJ TOILET PAPER
monkyfunky vs. eatadick
 
Crow vs. Thelaser. It would be short, but hella funny.
Phreex vs. PaRtYrAvEr
Hyrdro_Chronic vs. Peetie (just due to the sheer bulk involved)
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The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation .......Johnathan Larson
[This message has been edited by Exx_head (edited 23 September 2001).]
 
we *could* put a shitload of dope in a ring and have all the other drug fiends brawl for it!
that would be one dirty ass fight!
 
I wanna wrastle with Aly
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Here is the card for the BL Celebrity Deathmatch PPV:
In a bra and panties match best 30 out of 31 falls wins:
PhoebeStar VS MinniMows
In a 3 way Loser has to Stay off the board (and not post 1000 threads
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) for one week match:
Griff VS bYd VS Kubly
In a redneck whoopin match:
SpeedLimit55 VS RavErdavE
Loser gets hung to the cross that was left on my front yard.
In a no holds barred grudgematch:
Infinity VS Dakeva
The loser has to dress up like a candy kid and go around at raves giving people sweet tarts and back rubs.
And in the main event due to an overwhelming response:
Crow VS theLazer in a no escape cage match
Crow vs. Thelaser. It would be short, but hella funny
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We will slip Viagra into Crow's drink so it won't be so short. Before the match we will lock Jay up in a room for one month and the only thing he is allowed to watch is gay Asian porn starring Ice9. This will evolve
Jay into a raging madman and his hormones will be unleashed on Crow.
 
Before the match we will lock Jay up in a room for one month and the only thing he is allowed to watch is gay Asian porn starring Ice9.
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.....while sitting Indian style and sipping oatmeal thru a straw.
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Notice that is OATMEAL, not GOATMEAT.
 
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"Do you have stairs in your house? please go by the stairs we must protect you by pushing you down the stairs.. we are here..to... protect you"
"Roads, where we're going we don't need any roads."
"fuck morals, it's all about getting off"
 
how about:
liquid69raver vs. raverpixie!
first one to get plugged wins.
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Do i really need one of these?
 
Me and you brownie! Its on
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lol...I dunno..I think you and Speedlimit55 would be a good one.
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Jen
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brownie vs. himself in a jello chocolate pudding match
Will he be able to hold out 5 mins without eating all of it? Would you be able to tell which was which? Stay tuned for the thriller!!
Drunken Hobo vs. DjTonedeaf
Who has the better pictures to make an audience illicit a certain reaction? This one is coming soon folks, keep your eye out and your barf bags near...it's gonna be a doozy.
Triad Men vs. Triad women.
This is a private event. Scores are based on which side can make the other climax more. Everybody wins.
 
LMFAO @ Ice!
brownie vs. himself in a jello chocolate pudding match
Will he be able to hold out 5 mins without eating all of it? Would you be able to tell which was which? Stay tuned for the thriller!!
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Too funny!
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LMAO @ Brownie
Dakeva vs Spencer vs Brownie
A buffet match, last one to puke wins
Aly vs Dagny
Best out of five Matches those being:
Jello Wrestling
Panties and Bra
Nutella Wrestling
Mud Wrestling
"Bitch my Man ain't your baby's Daddy" style Match
Crow vs Femmme Fatal
Nutella match; first one to smear a whole jar of nutella and eat it off their opponent wins
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Sticky vs Lovelife
Stand-up Comedy Match; Each person is given fifteen minutes to give a comedic routine, the loser is tied up and stoned to death with tomatoes.
 
ROYAL RUMBLE
Bluelight Social vs. Other Drugs
Match was cancelled because the Other Drugs Team was crawling on the ground EVEN BEFORE the fight started!
 
Flower vs BKR
All nude!!!! loser gives the winner a lap dance
 
^^^aww yeah!! how to start a chat whore orgy!
<BKR-Pr0nSt4r> LOL Crow!
* BKR-Pr0nSt4r wrestles flower
<Crow> maybe Flower can fist you
* Myst pours pudding over BKR adn Flower
* Crow jumps in to the Flower and bkr match
<Myst> Let's Get it on!
* Flower tackles BKR
<Flower> gr
<Flower> lol
* Crow falls on Flower
<BKR-Pr0nSt4r> woot!!
* Myst trips and falls face first into BKR's lap
<Flower> LMAO
<Flower> .....while you're down there...
<moose> myst is tryin to get those drugs in her poon
<Myst> why not?
<Flower> moose: i think myst just wants the poon...he's using the drugs as an excuse
* Trippies agrees with Flower
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*As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact, that I'm worse then I seem.*
 
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