this is the gold 
this is going in my book of awesome verbs god blessed. wait dnd
Ya know, I was on the verge of moving this thread as it is not drug related. But thinking about it, scratch card addiction is very real and has many parallels with drug addiction.
However, unlike drug addicts, they don't go and score their fix in an alleyway like any other self respecting drugster.
No, they'd rather stand in front of me while I'm trying to buy a beer or some smokes and present a fuckin wad of lottery tickets that they want checking, even though they know damn well they've won fuck all. Then they buy more lottery tickets. Just as I think they're finally gonna fuck off, we get "oh, can I have five of number 4, three of number 6 and two of number 10?"
After holding up the queue for 20 minutes, when I've finally managed to score some booze and fags, I walk out the shop only to find them leaning up against the wall feverishly clawing away at their scratch cards for their five second dopamine rush and the subsequent crash as they realise they're still not rich.
And never will be.
They're worse than crack heads.
But the thing that really pisses me off, is that they just throw their shitty pieces of worthless cardboard on the ground.
In my opinion, if you can afford to buy lottery tickets and scratch cards, you don't need the fuckin money. You have more chance of being struck by lightning twice than getting a decent win.
SO JUST FUCK OFF OUT OF MY LOCAL SHOP AND LET ME BUY MY LEGAL DRUGS IN PEACE. CUNTS!
that was the funniest thing i ever read ( ithink )
Anyway, rant over. To answer the question, no, it's completely random and you're never going to get rich...
unless you get lucky !! loooooool real lucky.
not even luckier, luckiest. rotfdl
