Kandy K
Ex-Bluelighter
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(imagine the following words emphasized in a British accent so that you can see how wildly exaggerated my claims are) I must warn you about the potential dangers of bootybumping...The DARK Side of plugging! It's highly addictive and highly dangerous, sometimes I'll forget how to function my lungs properly and I'll end up having to breathe through my colon. Junkies think they're bad because they shoot up water when they're fiending? Yeah...I bootybumped 120mL of lemonade today (Lipton!). Now the star of my anus has collapsed and turned into a gaping black hole, and I just can't help but get sucked in! So please, just be careful...to prevent this sort of "Butt Hunger" from happening to you, just turn your back...yes, yes, just like that, except not to bend over and take it like a man, just start running. Run while you can! Because once you satisfy that insatiable appetite for curiosity, you open a door that can't be shut. And that door just happens to be your back door.
My mother got HIV positive from sharing plungers with her then partner, my father. When she was lying on her death bed taking her last breath of air, she shared with me her dying words: "Please tell everybody, tell them all, that ... At least I rocked out with my cock out."
RIP Mum
lmao
only when im fucking spun
damn im higher than shit (a two-way interpretation, just like my asshole)
(imagine the following words emphasized in a British accent so that you can see how wildly exaggerated my claims are) I must warn you about the potential dangers of bootybumping...The DARK Side of plugging! It's highly addictive and highly dangerous, sometimes I'll forget how to function my lungs properly and I'll end up having to breathe through my colon. Junkies think they're bad because they shoot up water when they're fiending? Yeah...I bootybumped 120mL of lemonade today (Lipton!). Now the star of my anus has collapsed and turned into a gaping black hole, and I just can't help but get sucked in! So please, just be careful...to prevent this sort of "Butt Hunger" from happening to you, just turn your back...yes, yes, just like that, except not to bend over and take it like a man, just start running. Run while you can! Because once you satisfy that insatiable appetite for curiosity, you open a door that can't be shut. And that door just happens to be your back door.
My mother got HIV positive from sharing plungers with her then partner, my father. When she was lying on her death bed taking her last breath of air, she shared with me her dying words: "Please tell everybody, tell them all, that ... At least I rocked out with my cock out."
RIP Mum
lmao
only when im fucking spun
damn im higher than shit (a two-way interpretation, just like my asshole)
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