AN ABSOLUTE TRUE STORY: Something happened in the bathroom this morning

[Dr.E's_bitch]

Sorry that I can't be more descriptive and I wish I could describe it directly to all of you in person
At 9:26 am of this Tuesday morning I retreated the bathroom to take a shit. I noticed the first stall was full so I
opted for the last stall which was the farthest away from the first (ofourse, following the unwritten rule about bathroom etiquette: Maximize the distance between eachother)
I sat down and proceeded to shit & . . . . BANG!!! The first stall was like a siren. The shit flowed out of that mans
ass faster and with harder force than a hurricane. It kept coming and coming and the gas was extraneous . . . too much . . . insane. I felt sorry for that mans bowels cause they were on fire with diarhea unlike anything humanly thought possible. The stream of shit was endless and hit the water with a large thud which was echoed over the entire bathroom.
How embarrasing would that be to have diarhea at work?? Thats disgusting and I would like to know what he ate for breakfast cause it really fucked his stomach up thats for sure and I lost any potential appetite for the rest of the day.
the Doctor (If I was a proctologist I would like to see just what the fuck is up that guys ass anyway)
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If it seems as if I can roll harder than others, it is only because I have rolled on the shoulders of giants

 

[The_One]

When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, DIARRHEA!
ROFL!
Omigosh, sorry, that was too funny. Hope you can breath alright Dr. E!
Hugs,
The One

 

[soulfly]

ok...i really didn't want to eat my lunch
thanks a lot!

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soulfly
"I am more than a mathematical equation...i am more than a chemical combination... my existence cannot be reduced to a scientific theory!"

 

[applesbliss]

Ah, The Art of storytelling
ROFL!

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[SpecilKNY]

Lunch anyone ?
Soulfly - I was with my burger when read this - I knwo exactly what you mean

Thanxs !!
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[nyE]

M*donalds, need I say more, the #1 ? is did he wash his hands after that.
What are you eating for lunch, eh?
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HUGZ 'n KISSES

 

[XxBeccaRollrxX]

when I clicked on the thread I expected to read something about being in the bathroom.. and being a guy.. and looking down.. and something happening.. or at least something along those lines - I did not expect a detailed story about turds!

Still, makes for some very enlightening dinner conversation tonight - thanks

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[tome_g]

I thought something nice was going to happen like you found a bag of pills in the third stall or something pleasent like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well maybe next time
;-)

 

[Harry Redknapp]

Doc - It's the way you tell 'em mate *s*
It must be because I'm British, and we Brits find something humerous in toilet humour - I found that f*cking hilarious.
More....
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Don't judge me

 

[Cuey]

-*Hahahahhaahahahahahahhaha*-
You sicko !!!
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*PeAcElOvEuNiTyReSpEcT*

 

[X2K]

hahahaa that was great Dr... bodily functions and shit get me *rollin* on the ground everytime! hahaaaa good thing it wasnt you.. when you were sitting there, you didnt shout out for a courtesy flush? giggle? or anything? i would have done both, course i woulda taken notes to report back to my fellow bluelighters too! heheee ::kudos::

 

[Zenar]

Go D
LOL
AHAHAHAHHA I am @ work u dumb f*ck LOL
I broke out laughing LOL
oh gawd
Good one guy!
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PLUR Has been spoken here!!
Be all you can be! Take some E!

 

[Sinthetik]

Awww, that's good shit....literally.

 

[paranoia]

that story was funny. i hope your'e not one of those people that embarrassing stuff happens to, but, like, nobody you know is around, so you, like, tell the embarrassing story, like, with another person as the one who the embarrassing thing happened to?! HEE HEE HEE....j/k....i know you wouldn't do that...
(=';'=)

 

[zoltarthe1]

yep,, you're a FREAK haha
good story
Kentucky Fried Chicken,,,, umm,,, Taco Bell,,,, ring somthing similar for anyone..... OOOOHHHH,,,,GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!! haha