Jackal
Bluelighter
This might be the worst movie I have ever seen.
It's kind of like Nightwatch meets 28 Days Later starring Steven Segal.
The Zombie part of the flick is not great, but tolerable, and the actors seem semi-plausible in their roles.
Then we cut to Steven or "Towel" ,as he seems to be called, marching through the twilight in his three-quarter length leather coat, cutting down zombies with sword movements that actually looked like they had to be fast-forwarded in order to be shown in slow-motion.
Steven's jowls nearly hit the collar of his jacket. Every monosyllabic utterance is followed by a rock score.
It's shite. Horrible, horrible, horrible shite.
But I quite enjoyed it all the same:D
It's kind of like Nightwatch meets 28 Days Later starring Steven Segal.
The Zombie part of the flick is not great, but tolerable, and the actors seem semi-plausible in their roles.
Then we cut to Steven or "Towel" ,as he seems to be called, marching through the twilight in his three-quarter length leather coat, cutting down zombies with sword movements that actually looked like they had to be fast-forwarded in order to be shown in slow-motion.
Steven's jowls nearly hit the collar of his jacket. Every monosyllabic utterance is followed by a rock score.
It's shite. Horrible, horrible, horrible shite.
But I quite enjoyed it all the same:D
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