A little humor.

[New]

I love words and all it has done, but all words seems to be is people pouring out their souls in writing. So, I was looking through my rehab journal, and I found something interesting I wrote to pass the time...just a little monkeying around with the english language...hehehe...

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Naked Monkey Sex. That's an interesting thought. Would that entail normal monkeys having sex, thus rendering it an oxymoron, or would it imply that the monkeys wore clothing and removed said clothing in order to have Naked Monkey Sex? Or, stretching the thought even further, is Naked Monkey Sex two monkeys that had been recently shaved having sex with each other? That would make Naked Monkey Sex synonymous with Shaven Monkey Sex.

It's kind of like Hot Sauce, in a way. Is Hot Sauce a sauce that's been heated up? Conventional wisdom would say Hot Sauce is a spicy sauce, but wouldn't it make more sense to call it Pain Sauce? Because a spice adds flavor, and pepper sauce inflicts percieved pain and can be served cold, therefore nullifying the qualifier Hot in front of Sauce. So the proper term for hot sauce that uses a qualifying adjective would be Pain Sauce.

 

[zombiesarepeaceful]

Alright, alright

I think I laughed for the first time this week, seriously. I think about these kinds of things, just never organize them enough to write down. Nice work New.

 

[Raz]

Pain Sauce....hehe

 

[(Wordy)]

I love words and all it has done, but all words seems to be is people pouring out their souls in writing. So, I was looking through my rehab journal, and I found something interesting I wrote to pass the time...just a little monkeying around with the english language...hehehe...

There is a fair amount of soul-pouring, but all the same I'd like to think there's plenty of variety in Words. Anyway, thanks for taking it upon yourself to spice things, and "being the change". This made me laugh... I like a bit of monkeying!

To me, having to differentiate between "hot hot" and "spicy hot" has always seemed to be a great failing of the English language.