Whats shakin all,
I thought I'd hit everyone with some comedic relief:
The Happy Little Rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe,my friend, why do you do this? Come with me and run through the forest...you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it away and off she runs with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant snorting coke, so the rabbit again
say=s, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this?It's not good for you! Come running with us through the pretty forest, and see how great it makes you feel!"The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and takes off running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion,my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant, looking on in horror,
ask the lion, "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little bastard makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
Hope you all enjoy, cause I know we all know at least one "little rabbit". Lock or delete if necessary, just thought I'd try to sweeten alot of the sourness goin on in here!
1love
Bombay
I thought I'd hit everyone with some comedic relief:
The Happy Little Rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe,my friend, why do you do this? Come with me and run through the forest...you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it away and off she runs with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant snorting coke, so the rabbit again
say=s, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this?It's not good for you! Come running with us through the pretty forest, and see how great it makes you feel!"The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and takes off running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion,my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant, looking on in horror,
ask the lion, "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little bastard makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
Hope you all enjoy, cause I know we all know at least one "little rabbit". Lock or delete if necessary, just thought I'd try to sweeten alot of the sourness goin on in here!
1love
Bombay
