You know what I love about the internet? When people get angry at each other, the $2 words start popping out at an unprecedented rate. You won't see that in a bar fight. I
swear I can picture each and every participant in this...soiree, we'll call it...typing furiously, foam dripping outta their mouths onto the keyboard, desperately flipping through their handy-dandy thesaraurus, hoping against hope that their words will have the same effect as God's angry penis as it smites his enemies--of course, I'm not sure what kind of smiting God's angry penis is capable of...but that's secondary in my mind to just saying, "God's angry penis." "God's angry penis"...heh heh...
I'll just make a couple of quick statements and then disappear before the impending backlash.
1.) deep's first post was NOT that big of a deal. I post the same shit 24-7 but people assume I'm light-hearted in my approach. It looked to me as though mona and Thestepper69 have past issues with deep (whoa, I
am master of the obvious), and this was the first good opportunity to unleash that vendetta. C'mon people...do that shit on your own time.
2.) deep apparently has issues with mona as well, since he wasted his time attacking back with equal ferocity...and slightly better diction. So you're both judgemental, who the fuck isn't? Look at me...I'm judging EVERYBODY in this thread right now. Sheesh, lighten up.
3.) I like Brock.
4.) TheStepper69...dude...calling him DIP instead of deep is rather childish. It completely ruins your argument and trivializes your entire position.
5.) Paradox and brand-x...you guys make me giggle gleefully...AND GLEEFULLY GIGGLING PISSES ME OFF!!! Makes me look like more of a goddamned pansy than I already am.
6.) mingersoli, this thread isn't exactly indicative of this message board...so, uh...try not to judge, yet? Wow...that statement is pretty hollow and idiotic, given my previous statements................cool...
7.) back to brand-x...snukkums is cuter if you spell it s-h-n-o-o-k-u-m-s...it's been proven in laboratory testing.
8.) deep and mona...it's not about "taking sides." Okay, to paradox and brand-x it is, but that's beside the point
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deep, if you keep waving your dick in peoples' faces, they
will respond. Certain people are just going to have certain opinions and you can defend or attack until you are blue in the face, but it won't do a bit of good. You'll just spend your life bitter and resentful of those who don't understand you. Your bigger than that, I know it. There's too much going on in that noggin for me to believe otherwise.
mona, I know you thought you were playing the part of the samaritan, but did you notice how quickly the thread diverged from the topic at hand and became a flame thread? You sparked that; I'm pretty sure if you hadn't posted, deep's comment would have gone largely unnoticed. I do respect this about your actions: I did not see your name further down the thread; you knew when to let it go. Hey,
I don't know when to let it go, so bravo to you.
Well, kids...this has been enlightening. It has kept me amused and sad, all at the same time, and that's a-okay in my book...I like 'em both. One thing to keep in mind, though...it doesn't matter how gracefully you've crafted an argument, how eloquent the statement, how obscure the terminology, or how righteous the cause...after a while it all looks like a bunch of kids fighting in the sandbox. And I know we're
all better than that. Maybe raverdad isn't, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
(you know I love you, baby; I could never disrespect anybody with wings, blue-blockers, and that goofy Dudley Do-Right expression...priceless! That pic is the reason I get up in the morning
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I can't stand the itching but I don't mind the swelling...