Russel Brand... your thoughts?

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Fair.

Also worth noting Yahweh is apparently a bit noncey too. Impregnating 14yo virgins? There’s really no need.

And I don’t recall off the top of my head, but would frankly be surprised if Moses didn’t have some freaky sex shit going on.

Definitely a theme amongst the various religious texts.

Jesus? A jew. Baffles me people think a man from that era, place and time has white skin. That he wrote a book with over 14 authors, regardless of how their stories align. The Torah was written after the *book*..

I give less of a fuck about the tiny hats, the baby dick suckers, the moooslims, the far right, the right angles, the tape measures, the I want to play pretend.

Can we just call each other a cunt and move on?

My hate for all of you is thus, you're a cunt. Sound, let's have a pint. Let's play the 'Spoons game. Tell me what pub and table number and I'll send you a drink and some grub

Why? It's funny to get sent six pints, a milk and a tray of onions.

Still don't like me? I'm a tall fella, I'm not handy but I'll wrap you up and smoke you like an ill behaved toddler after a rapid shot of "shut the fuck up"

 

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There’s much better evidence for the existence of Mohammed

Plot twist - it was Khadija bint Khuwaylid (Wife 1), a wealthy businesswoman who supported his mission who convinced Mohammed he was hearing the voice of god. She asked HIM to marry HER.

The hand that rocks the cradle.

I don't mind, I just know that practicing Muslim women will parse their bewiderment of idiots by looking up towards heaven (DEFCON 5). Thankfully, my one friend who happens to be a lady of the Muslim faith who in over 19 years has never done that to me. I dread to think what DEFCON 1 looks like.

 

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Hang on, are you saying that Muhammad was a real flesh and blood organism? (note the reluctance to say 'human').

Is there proof of this? I always assumed it was a mythical creature like that Jesus thing.

Evidence isn't 100%, as @Shambles alludes, but it's based on much more substance than Baby Jesus. But the mythos surrounding him is equally as gash.

At most, he was an Arab military leader who may or may not have lost his mind.

Unfortunately, he supposedly left a 'holy book' which can't be criticised without the threat of dire consequences.

 

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Russell Brand trial delayed until October amid new charges

Russell Brand's trial for rape and sexual assault is delayed until October 2026. Southwark Crown Court will hear seven charges from six women across a decade-long period.

hounslowherald.com

 

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Evidence isn't 100%, as @Shambles alludes, but it's based on much more substance than Baby Jesus.

Just shows that fantasy is better than reality. The story of Jesus is far to good to be true. Whereas Muhammad...

At most, he was an Arab military leader who may or may not have lost his mind.

I think that's a given. Anyone claiming to have a direct line to god is obviously fuckin' mental.

Imagine if Jesus was real and the second coming happened today. He'd be sectioned right away - or, more likely, stabbed to death by an Islamist...

 

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I think that's a given. Anyone claiming to have a direct line to god is obviously fuckin' mental.

You don't say? Mohammed hearing voices... what would that be a cardinal symptom of now, I wonder?

You only need look at a 'modern' faith such as the Baháʼí to see how the original words ot the Báb have been perverted so much in less than two centuries. I mean, green shawl, black turban - he evoked Islam (in a Muslim majority region) and got executed for it - like artists, death seems to confir value. Auden pointed that out in clear terms a century ago.

I still maintain that writing 'Baháʼí' on any form that asks is a cheat code because 'can't be arsed to go to work' parses so well into them calling and you remarking 'What, on the feast of kolmeh tasadefi? My brother, this is OUR most holy day'.

But Brand IS the most obious example of evoking the religion of the founding fathers so you watch, when his defence gets ALL of the CPS files, he will cut fast to the US and have yet another 'revalation' that the Don is some sort of profit... I mean prophet (or do I).

You watch - when it becomes OBVIOUS, he will use a second, legally obtained passport and skip all the while protesting that it's all 'fake news'.

Look at Roman Polanski. See - nothing new under the sun.

 

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But Brand IS the most obious example of evoking the religion of the founding fathers so you watch, when his defence gets ALL of the CPS files, he will cut fast to the US and have yet another 'revalation' that the Don is some sort of profit... I mean prophet (or do I).

You watch - when it becomes OBVIOUS, he will use a second, legally obtained passport and skip all the while protesting that it's all 'fake news'.

Loved his Bible fumbling incident with Piers Morgan. Never seen Piers lost for words before

 

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I've got a sister, so would I want HIM anywhere near HER? NOOOOOOO....

She's a bright bunny and spots creeps but she's a creative so script-editing in theory could have planted her in his clutches (what an ugly image) <shudder>.

 

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I've got a sister, so would I want HIM anywhere near HER? NOOOOOOO....

She's a bright bunny and spots creeps but she's a creative so script-editing in theory could have planted her in his clutches (what an ugly image) <shudder>.

i wouldn't want him anywhere near my son ffs!

after all, he's a 'Christian' now...

 

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Russell Brand settles £220,000 lawsuit with publisher : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide

Russell Brand settles £220,000 lawsuit with publisher - Ex-comic pays undisclosed amount over his failure to write books

www.chortle.co.uk

The title, which has the subtitle/disclaimer ‘May take 50 years of sin and serious f*ck ups to get started’ is described as ‘a guide to a timeless, yet zeitgeist-capturing, grounded, yet psychedelic encounter with Christ’.

Oxymoron from the oh so rapist.

Another article mentioned that even the £3000 owed to the ghostwriter wasn't paid.

However he has a new book out next week. How To Become A Christian In Seven Days will be published by Tucker Carlson Books, an imprint created by the right-wing commentator and former Fox News host.

I said this a long time ago but live commentation of the semi-final match of a wrestling organization out of nowhere does seem to suggest that right now, the goal is to earn as much as possible as fast as possible. I don't really know much about Tucker Carleson beyond the fact that politics before prophets is likely a major driver and that the £3000 unpaid may well represent almost ALL of this unexpected book. After all, a lot of ghostwriters are hacks and with AI and whatnot, changing sentence-order and adjectives is likely sufficient camouflage.

Coming from a clan of hacks, it's quite likely that a celebrety journalist may keep any and all interviews, social media posts, writings and so forth for dozens if not hundreds of (in)famous people so that low price may simply be an annotated list as sources, Because obviously it it's less that the WORST hack would charge for an entire book.

“The life of a journalist is poor, nasty, brutish, and short. So is his style”​

― Stella Gibbons (Cold Comfort Farm, 1932)

 

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Russell Brand Reveals How Charlie Kirk’s Murder Inspired Him to Write His New Faith-Based Book​

Russell Brand Reveals How Charlie Kirk’s Murder Inspired Him to Write His New Faith-Based Book

Russell Brand is leaving his old life behind for one of faith and Christianity. The 50-year-old — best known for his roles in Hollywood films like Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek — ...

www.yahoo.com

No mention of ghostwriter(s) which is ironic, since I would be prepared to bet £1 that sooner or later RB will claim CK helped him to WRITE the book - so absolutely a ghostwriter.

It's so transparent that income streams have dried up, time is divided between conflating sin and serious crime, milking income streams and using social media to deny allagations which don't count because he is reborn.

While the DSM uses ASPD, many professionals use the Robert Hare Psychopathy Checklist-Revised (PCL-R) is considered 'the gold standard' for diagnosing psychopathy:

• Glibness/superficial charm
• Grandiose sense of self-worth
• Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
• Pathological lying
• Conning/manipulative
• Lack of remorse or guilt
• Shallow affect (i.e., reduced emotional responses)
• Callous/lack of empathy
• Parasitic lifestyle
• Poor behavioral controls
• Promiscuous sexual behavior
• Early behavioral problems
• Lack of realistic, long-term goals
• Impulsivity
• Irresponsibility
• Failure to accept responsibility for one's own actions
• Many short-term marital relationships
• Juvenile delinquency
• Revocation of conditional release (from prison)
• Criminal versatility (i.e., commits diverse types of crimes)

Ring any bells? The guy who TEXTED his first wife that he wanted a divorce from bed - with his now second wife lying next to him?

 

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Scathing reviews label Russell Brand’s new self-help book ‘an offence against God’

The former comedian has penned a self-help book titled ‘How to Become a Christian in Seven Days’

www.independent.co.uk

Reviews just in. “Brand has swallowed a dictionary, and it is not coming out again via his mouth”.

The thing to remember is that RB has some sort of demographic which oddly seems to overlap David Icke. It need not be good, true or even sane, it merely needs to obstifacte in a manner that allows each reader to come away with their own interpretation that aligns with their odd belief system.

But I will bet anyone £1 that if the evidence is overwhelming, RB will have that spare passport and right now, intercalation with the MAGA cult MAY be sufficient for him not being extradited.

I have pointed out that Roman Polanski did just that after being found guilty of raping a 13 year old girl in 1977. In that case he skipped back to France and remains at large. So this is not a new concept by any means.

 

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Thanks for that vid; been a while since I actually cracked up laughing out loud.

 

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Creepy rapist and fake Christian.

this. succinctly put!

alasdair

 

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Scathing reviews label Russell Brand’s new self-help book ‘an offence against God’

The former comedian has penned a self-help book titled ‘How to Become a Christian in Seven Days’

www.independent.co.uk

Reviews just in. “Brand has swallowed a dictionary, and it is not coming out again via his mouth”.

The thing to remember is that RB has some sort of demographic which oddly seems to overlap David Icke. It need not be good, true or even sane, it merely needs to obstifacte in a manner that allows each reader to come away with their own interpretation that aligns with their odd belief system.

But I will bet anyone £1 that if the evidence is overwhelming, RB will have that spare passport and right now, intercalation with the MAGA cult MAY be sufficient for him not being extradited.

I have pointed out that Roman Polanski did just that after being found guilty of raping a 13 year old girl in 1977. In that case he skipped back to France and remains at large. So this is not a new concept by any means.

Icke is good for a laugh though his lizard people shit.

Fuck Brand though goddamn creep

 

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The Global Story - Russell Brand, born again - BBC Sounds

How has Russell Brand found a new home among conservative US podcasters?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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Fun begins at 16.45

Now I'm not a Christian, but is it usual to use Post-It notes to have all of those snappy verses ready to hand? I can't help imagine him thinking of Ecclesiastes 1:2 as he singularly fails to find the verse he claimed had helped him through an ENTIRE DAY in court...

 

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Russell Brand winds down his UK company : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide

Russell Brand winds down his UK company - Assets written down from £13m to £3m

www.chortle.co.uk

It's worth noting that the infamous K2 tax evasion scheme was just this and as far as I know the loophole was closed some years ago.

So HMRC will be taking a much closer look. I note Brand has now disappeared to Florida.

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BTW also found some choice quotes from the oh so rapist's bodged together tome:

‘I thought I could use God’s power to get me grubbies on the derma-pleasures and skin-fiddles, the tutty-boobs and sweet-nooks.’

‘Even a principle like mutual consent is secondary to our shared submission to God’s will.’

‘The collapse of semantic distinction becomes common at reason’s edge, the liminal preternatural twilight that one encounters when touching the hem of His garment.’

‘Not till I was cracked and smacked then uncracked and unsmacked and therapised and had been through Sartre and sutras and Nietzsche and sex creatures, until I’d turned my childhood shame into adult fame, only when I saw the false idols of sex and fame like two serpents, like two coiled helices, turn with Murdoch's venom and in foul and Faustian disgrace: "Oh, so you want to be famous, do you? And have lots of sex? How about being portrayed as THE MOST FAMOUS RAPIST IN THE WORLD? Ah Ha ha ha ha HA ha.'

‘An organised, demonic intelligence is in control of the world.’

‘Consider that within you… there is a portion of the divine, shooting, roaming, spreading, and searching, and the function of the world is to entice, enchant, wrap, and shellac it, a new and choking womb. Enclosed in self. Trapped on an inward ricochet of solipsistic inner circuitry, caroming endlessly in here with constant wants and fears.’

‘All my life I’ve been trying to make matter divine, to make it luminous with the numinous, but matter ain’t like that.’

‘Amdist the infinite which is where even competing and elsewise opposed epistemologies places us, even universal laws are a little more than local customs.’

Wise words...