Game Haiku Train!

[Ki3ly]

She wants to feel loved
Physical Spiritual
Mentally Healthy

 

[Illyria99]

^That's not a haiku

 

[Ki3ly]

^That's not a haiku
Doesn't want to be like you
Na Noo Na noo noo

 

[Ki3ly]

Really Oh will ya
Missus Will ya put on the
Telly ewww eww ewww

 

[Shambles]

Telly ewww eww ewww
Savalas ate all lollies
Sometimes solved crimes too

 

[Ki3ly]

Sometimes solved crimes too
Because Freedom and Peace are
Satisfying Games

 

[Shambles]

Satisfying games
Are athletics and snooker
And no other sport

 

[Ki3ly]

Satisfying games
Are athletics and snooker
And no other sport

 

[Ki3ly]

And no other sport
No one here gets out alive
Or 5 7 5 ?!?

 

[Shambles]

Or 5 7 5?!?
Angels dance on a pinhead
Ongoing debate

CAFFEINE, CHECK ...

No caffeine left… final line of coke was involved though…

 

[unodelacosa]

Coke was involved though
Smoke weed and hydro, I go
Higher than nitro

 

[Asclepius]

Higher than nitro
Lower than Carbon
Go fuck yourself

 

[Shambles]

Go fuck yourself
Self anal insertion, yo
It’s really a thing

 

[streaM Freak]

It's a really a thing
You may just not want to know
How low I can go

 

[Ki3ly]

How low I can go
I'm having lead based paint chips
With a side of glue

 

[NoiseNinja]

With a side of glue
I sniff the lines one by one
Word by word I die

 

[Ki3ly]

Word by word I die
I feel like I'm going to
Stomach burn vomit

 

[Illyria99]

*Haiku is written in 3 lines, each line containing a fixed number of syllables. for the purpose of this game, please stick to 5-7-5 or 5-3-5

The rules are pretty simple but people are fucking it up anyway lol.

 

[phenethylo J]

Stomach burn vomit
I have a demon in me
What have I become

 

[unodelacosa]

The rules are pretty simple but people are fucking it up anyway lol.

Whoa, whoa, hold on… we're just having fun here. None of this is Haiku in the strict Japanese sense, so where are we gonna draw the actual line? Ok, so you might say, "well in English we do our Haiku's like so: 5 7 5." Uh huh, except there's supposed to be a kireji (cutting word), and a kigo (a seasonal reference). And generally rhyming is not included as a part of the Haiku.

But guess what? I'm from New York and I love hip-hop. I'd rather make technically deficient Haiku outta clever, terse hip-hop wordplay patterns with about 40% raw poetry from the heart, put it on a plate and wear it on my sleeve…

Now back to our regularly scheduled Haiku Train…
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What have I become
Where's the reset button gun?
Rising morning sun