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TDS Photo Thread v. the TDS dapper evil army

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n3ophy7e said:
I'm workin' on the technology...patience my pet %)
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can we get it to run off of manure too? there's always a surplus of bullshit & hot-air in The Lounge to be had.

.... duels over who has the most awesome samurai 'stache
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HA!! I will win that duel hands-down, every time ;)
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..... and that mental image is just wrong. lol

Bojangles69 said:
But to make it possible we will need a leader. And someone capable of supplying landslide volumes of semen in effort to standardize the race .. of Dappers. I volunteer for both.
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Your huge volumes of semen alone count for nothing.... if it were otherwise, you'd already have billions of drain-babies all over the place. 8)

Cloning vats are suitably more dank & evil. your method relies on sex; which is unreliable, ugly, dirty, hippy shit...... not an ideal process for minion-making on an epic scale.
As for a leadership position..... you can have that bullshit. I work for my diabolical living. :\

HeWhoHowls said:
....this is the same line of thought that got Octo-Mom in trouble...
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actually, I thought it was because she had bought stock in Firestone Tires way back when, and they sent her a free pack of their promotional "blowout-proof" prophylactics, in lieu of cash dividends.
guess their rubber didn't work too well for that either. 8)
 
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Sheffsam said:
Cool hair.

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Me a year or so ago, mocking whoever was using my DSLR.
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oh damn - you look just like a fried i have, and havent seen in a looong while.
except, he lives in the states, lived in the states -lol

is your name James, play the drums, and are obsessed almost killing yourself with motorcycles?

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^ i have no idea what that is, but i like it.
 
panic in paradise said:
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^ i have no idea what that is, but i like it.
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next time climb down there, touch it, yell "By the Power of Greyskull!", and see what happens. I heard He-Man went senile, and forgot where he hid the Power Stone after Castle Greyskull got foreclosed on..... all because Skeletor ended up being a boardmember of Fanny Mae/Freddie Mac, got tired of fighting with OverDone's uncle, and finally evicted those damn do-good blowhards.
 
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HeWhoHowls said:
this is the same line of thought that got Octo-Mom in trouble...
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Dammit I nearly sprayed tea over my keyboard because of that one...

panic in paradise said:
is your name James, play the drums, and are obsessed almost killing yourself with motorcycles?
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Sorry no, I don't play drums and I'm obsessed with nearly killing myself in tiny french cars from the 80s... Experience tells me you'd better make sure your cloned minions have a more reliable form of transport or you'll have to make twice as many.
 
Sheffsam said:
...... I'm obsessed with nearly killing myself in tiny french cars from the 80s... Experience tells me you'd better make sure your cloned minions have a more reliable form of transport or you'll have to make twice as many.
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nah, we wouldn't foist such an ignominious mode of transport on our minions. 8)

I was thinking more of breeding a horde of mutated giant kangaroos, equipping them with unobtainium talons, and bionic eye-lasers. that way our minions can hop off to work in giant Gnar-roo pouches two at a time.

I nominate n3o for that task, since kangaroos are kinda scarce here.
 
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9AM on the phone for intake call to set up grief counseling sessions for myself. kleenex etc.
9:45AM check out BL and almost fell out of bed laughing. Ix, Bo, HWHs, N3-- you guys are better than any therapy!
 
HeWhoHowls said:
keep the kangaroos away from OD...
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If I were to sail one boat, i wouldn't be considered a sailor.
If I were to sand one cabinet, I wouldn't be considered a carpenter.

BUT...

I fuck ONE kangaroo and all of a sudden I'm a kangaroo fucker?

jeez... it was just that one time, guys :\
 
^ LMAO Brilliant!! =D

So this is what you find in OD's refridgerator, eh?

The Erotic Tomato saga continues...

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^Diiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!

Warning!!!! never eat Salad at HWH's house! Especially containing Veg with suspicious looking gashes in them!! :p
 
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