uforica025
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Worst thing you have ever done?
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uforica025
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i can kill u without any guilt ....
StrutterGear
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One night stands cause I was desperate for a shag, stealin money from parents, throwing shit at cars when I was a kid, pretty childish shit.
Worst thing I've probably done is cut off my best friend for getting engaged, but thats kind of his fault for being a dick. That or getting chucked out of school. Or wanting to cheat on my current girlfriend.... She's amazin, but my eyes and thoughts wander.
Worst thing I've probably done is cut off my best friend for getting engaged, but thats kind of his fault for being a dick. That or getting chucked out of school. Or wanting to cheat on my current girlfriend.... She's amazin, but my eyes and thoughts wander.
molly897
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whoever is fucking with animals and their lives needs to be on anti psychotics because you will grow up to be a brutal serial killer. gtfo of this forum and into a mental hospital. taking your anger out by killing things is not a healthy way of thinking, you need serious help Chemist.
anyway, not something i did, but someone i know pulled the brakes out of the car to try to kill his dad, except his mom took the car that day and got in a serious crash
anyway, not something i did, but someone i know pulled the brakes out of the car to try to kill his dad, except his mom took the car that day and got in a serious crash
smackcraft
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some really horrible things in this thread
Anyway my sister used to have guinea pigs that i fucking loved to bits, they knew by squeaking if i heard them i would give in and feed them,, it was funny as fuck cos they actually knew my voice cos as soon as i got home from work and started talking to my family if they heard my voice they would start squealing for food lol
Anyway for some reason when ever i would get drunk and come home i would always take them up in to my room thinking they would enjoy chilling out with me in my warm room lol
Well one night i got home really drunk, way more than usuall and done some shit
Well the next day my mum and my sister were going shouting and telling me to get up .. i was like wtf is up with you waking me up with a hang over .. couldnt remember a fucking thing from the night before until i hear coming from out side my room my mum asking my dad if he had seen one of the guinea pigs... this is where you have one of them next morning moments where flashes of the night before come to you and you think " oh shit " .. oh shit indeed because i had the clever thought that to save the guinea pig from squealing for food and waking anyone up i would put it in the place in the house with the most vegetables ...
YES YOU GOT !!! THE FUCKING FRIDGE !!!
I really thought that it would have a good time in there he he !
So im sitting in my room thinking oh shit i need to somehow get the bugger out of the fridge before anyone else sees it there lmao
So luckily i got to the fridge before anyon else and opens it to see the wee bugger on the shelf with all the carrots and lettuce all munched to shit and it sitting there looking all giddy to its self
I just came clean and told them that its ok its still alive and looking fatter than usual xD
They had a go at me to begin with but when we learned that guinea pigs just go in to hibernation in cold areas my family forgave me and began to laugh at my stupidity lol
Its not like i was trying to hurt her ,, in fact the opposite lol
The things we do drunk lol
Anyway my sister used to have guinea pigs that i fucking loved to bits, they knew by squeaking if i heard them i would give in and feed them,, it was funny as fuck cos they actually knew my voice cos as soon as i got home from work and started talking to my family if they heard my voice they would start squealing for food lol
Anyway for some reason when ever i would get drunk and come home i would always take them up in to my room thinking they would enjoy chilling out with me in my warm room lol
Well one night i got home really drunk, way more than usuall and done some shit
Well the next day my mum and my sister were going shouting and telling me to get up .. i was like wtf is up with you waking me up with a hang over .. couldnt remember a fucking thing from the night before until i hear coming from out side my room my mum asking my dad if he had seen one of the guinea pigs... this is where you have one of them next morning moments where flashes of the night before come to you and you think " oh shit " .. oh shit indeed because i had the clever thought that to save the guinea pig from squealing for food and waking anyone up i would put it in the place in the house with the most vegetables ...
YES YOU GOT !!! THE FUCKING FRIDGE !!!
I really thought that it would have a good time in there he he !
So im sitting in my room thinking oh shit i need to somehow get the bugger out of the fridge before anyone else sees it there lmao
So luckily i got to the fridge before anyon else and opens it to see the wee bugger on the shelf with all the carrots and lettuce all munched to shit and it sitting there looking all giddy to its self
I just came clean and told them that its ok its still alive and looking fatter than usual xD
They had a go at me to begin with but when we learned that guinea pigs just go in to hibernation in cold areas my family forgave me and began to laugh at my stupidity lol
Its not like i was trying to hurt her ,, in fact the opposite lol
The things we do drunk lol
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junglejuice
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That is absolutely hilarious
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smackcraft
Bluelighter
believe me ive done worse things but that is by far the funniest i remember lol
rippeed a innocent lil 16 girls assshole from clit to split to hole and she jus yelled harderrr i grabbed my cell looked down and it looked like surgery i said o helll nah she got 37 stitches lol i said i told dont mess with that dope dick!
smackcraft
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sure thing mate, this thread aint confessions of a 13 year old boy fantasy
i made my girl get 38 stitches guess my cocks bigger eh
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Ski-bum
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Worst thing I ever did?
This probably isn't the worst but it is the best you're going to get. I was in a boarding type school at 16-17 years old in northern Washington state. I decided with my room mate to grow some weed because we were in a rural area. It was crap brick-weed seed any ways and I didn't know shit about sexing. It was female though.
His sprouts die but I mange to get a 5 gallon bucket and find a little clearing surrounded by blackberry briers. My room mate knew where this was.
I go on vacation for a month during the summer at a friends place and when I get back apparently my room mate had told some guys from school that I had a plant growing, I imagine it was close to mature at the time because it was huge when I left.
They had harvested my shit but apparently security had found it or it was spotted by air. They got busted with a whole live plant.
I'm not sure what happened to them, but they were in the security booth with the cops there when I got back. I was happy it wasn't me and didn't feel sorry for them at all because they were stealing my shit. Young people...
This probably isn't the worst but it is the best you're going to get. I was in a boarding type school at 16-17 years old in northern Washington state. I decided with my room mate to grow some weed because we were in a rural area. It was crap brick-weed seed any ways and I didn't know shit about sexing. It was female though.
His sprouts die but I mange to get a 5 gallon bucket and find a little clearing surrounded by blackberry briers. My room mate knew where this was.
I go on vacation for a month during the summer at a friends place and when I get back apparently my room mate had told some guys from school that I had a plant growing, I imagine it was close to mature at the time because it was huge when I left.
They had harvested my shit but apparently security had found it or it was spotted by air. They got busted with a whole live plant.
I'm not sure what happened to them, but they were in the security booth with the cops there when I got back. I was happy it wasn't me and didn't feel sorry for them at all because they were stealing my shit. Young people...
TheLostBoys
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If I was paying you $10,000 a month & whatever else he was doing for you, you would have been a sex slave. LMAO@ never getting any pussy & spending all that money.
PendulumAM
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when I was 17 and a senior in high school, I got caught with cigarettes on school grounds. all the school did was suspend me for 4 days, but of course my mom goes crazy and thinks that i'm becoming a delinquent. so she made me become a snitch for an afternoon - I had to go to every store in town that sold cigarettes with 2 detectives, and if the cashier sold them to me, the detectives moved in and gave them a $200 fine for selling to a minor. a lot of places did sell them to me, and I felt horrible when they got in trouble - one little old lady who was extremely sweet and ran a shop that sold local jams made me feel the worst. and then the next week when I went back to school, the local newspaper ran an article about it. it didnt say my name but it was still so obvious that it was me. I am from a small town too. it still makes me feel horrible because everyone hates snitches, even 17 year old ones forced into busting gas station clerks for selling cigs to minors.
bad things i've done when I was doing heroin:
-stolen or helped steal a shitload of stuff to sell for dope money, including taking jewelry from family and helping my ex boyfriend steal checks from his mom
-called out of work, left work too early or came in unreasonably late and always got away with it by using excuses like "im really sick with the flu" or "my elderly neighbor needs a ride to the hospital" when every time it was because of wanting to acquire or do dope
-this past year, got a felony posession charge and a theft charge that my parents are paying thousands of dollars in legal fees to get me out of
-and probably the worst was around last Thanksgiving, my ex and I were broke and fiending, so I make this sign saying that I needed money for my little brother who had leukemia, complete with pictures of my little brother and I (he doesn't have leukemia). I used that sign twice, the first time I made $75 and the second time I made $64 (in less than 3 hours both times)
bad things i've done when I was doing heroin:
-stolen or helped steal a shitload of stuff to sell for dope money, including taking jewelry from family and helping my ex boyfriend steal checks from his mom
-called out of work, left work too early or came in unreasonably late and always got away with it by using excuses like "im really sick with the flu" or "my elderly neighbor needs a ride to the hospital" when every time it was because of wanting to acquire or do dope
-this past year, got a felony posession charge and a theft charge that my parents are paying thousands of dollars in legal fees to get me out of
-and probably the worst was around last Thanksgiving, my ex and I were broke and fiending, so I make this sign saying that I needed money for my little brother who had leukemia, complete with pictures of my little brother and I (he doesn't have leukemia). I used that sign twice, the first time I made $75 and the second time I made $64 (in less than 3 hours both times)
hahahahahahahaha
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JBrandon
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Hahaha, ^^^ This is hilarious my friend.
I cheated on a really great and an amazingly beautiful girl who loved me and gave me all of her trust.. and i gave her my word. But then I took it away. I will never forgive myself for how bad I hurt her.. I literally ruined her life.
I deserve loneliness for all eternity.
I deserve loneliness for all eternity.
TheLostBoys
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Damn bro, you're being really hard on yourself but I understand where you are coming from dating a beautiful girl & messing it up. I did it with my ex-gf 2 years ago. I tried to distance myself from her because she was a cutter & would hurt herself on purpose when she was depressed.
I figured since she wont let me go, let me cheat & we will break up. Thing is I could never bring myself to cheat on her but I made her believe I cheated on her. Well.....things got bad with her cutting, it was difficult on both of us, but I had to get away from her & I time heals all wounds.
Just be strong, go back & talk to her & tell her everyone makes mistakes. if you still care about her, make the effort to win her back, it can be done.
Oh i've tried to talk with her.. I've tried to let her know that I'm aware of how much I destroyed her.. but now she will not speak to me.. and I dont blame her. She needs to forget me to move on. It's one of the hardes phases of my life.
And I'm 27 too.. i've dated s decent amount of girls and being 27 sometimes feels like it's time to settle down (although secretly I don't want to) but it's like she was 3 years older than me and thought she found the one to spend her life with.. and I shit all over it.
What a dirty cunt I am..
And I'm 27 too.. i've dated s decent amount of girls and being 27 sometimes feels like it's time to settle down (although secretly I don't want to) but it's like she was 3 years older than me and thought she found the one to spend her life with.. and I shit all over it.
What a dirty cunt I am..
dc710
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Some genuinely sick fucks in this thread, if they're being truthfull anyways.
Worst thing I've ever done was getting off with a (damn hot) transexual in a club. She was a friend of one of the people we went with. Then in the back of the taxi on the way home we were still fooling around and she sucked my dick. Just briefly and I didn't come but still
Wouldn't have been so bad but I had a girlfriend waiting at home! I felt awfully guilty and confessed to kissing the tranny but nothing else. The rest will have to live with me in secret. I was still in the doghouse for a coupla weeks though. I didn't learn enough from that it seems and during the nearly 3 years I've been with my gf I've drunkenly kissed a couple of other girls on nights out. Damn my lack of self control at times!
Some ones from my younger days include getting caught wanking when I was 11 years old in an alleyway near my school. I got caught with my pants down by the school caretaker, man that was awful. It got out as well and was passed around my class at school. Got the nickname 'train track tugger' as there was a traintrack behind the alley where I got caught.
Another one, we were in a pub underage playing some pool and the landlord came in and set get out it aint a youth club! Later we had managed to drink some wine from somewhere and I sneaked into the car park in the dark, and needing a dump I squatted on the landlords car bonnet and did my business! (it was a really fancy car as well). Man I would have loved to see his face in the morning hehe
One time as kids me and a friend were having a camp fire and after we put it out I threw the sticks over the fence onto the hillside. Some were still smouldering but I though what the hell. Anyway it was bone dry and the hillside caught fire. Ended up a large blaze and the lady who lived above was like it might catch my house on fire! Cue fire engines and me getting a royal telling off.
There must be other stuff too but this will do for now
Worst thing I've ever done was getting off with a (damn hot) transexual in a club. She was a friend of one of the people we went with. Then in the back of the taxi on the way home we were still fooling around and she sucked my dick. Just briefly and I didn't come but still
Wouldn't have been so bad but I had a girlfriend waiting at home! I felt awfully guilty and confessed to kissing the tranny but nothing else. The rest will have to live with me in secret. I was still in the doghouse for a coupla weeks though. I didn't learn enough from that it seems and during the nearly 3 years I've been with my gf I've drunkenly kissed a couple of other girls on nights out. Damn my lack of self control at times!Some ones from my younger days include getting caught wanking when I was 11 years old in an alleyway near my school. I got caught with my pants down by the school caretaker, man that was awful. It got out as well and was passed around my class at school. Got the nickname 'train track tugger' as there was a traintrack behind the alley where I got caught.
Another one, we were in a pub underage playing some pool and the landlord came in and set get out it aint a youth club! Later we had managed to drink some wine from somewhere and I sneaked into the car park in the dark, and needing a dump I squatted on the landlords car bonnet and did my business! (it was a really fancy car as well). Man I would have loved to see his face in the morning hehe
One time as kids me and a friend were having a camp fire and after we put it out I threw the sticks over the fence onto the hillside. Some were still smouldering but I though what the hell. Anyway it was bone dry and the hillside caught fire. Ended up a large blaze and the lady who lived above was like it might catch my house on fire! Cue fire engines and me getting a royal telling off.
There must be other stuff too but this will do for now
Worst thing I ever done was years ago when I was a 17yr old lad angry at the world and everyone in it.
But a long story short I picked a fight with some bloke while extremely pissed and I stabbed him twice, punctured a lung,bust his nose and put him in hospital for a while.
Justice was served though as I got sent down for 3.5 years. I thought I was bad ass until I saw some of the other blokes I was banged up with.
But a long story short I picked a fight with some bloke while extremely pissed and I stabbed him twice, punctured a lung,bust his nose and put him in hospital for a while.
Justice was served though as I got sent down for 3.5 years. I thought I was bad ass until I saw some of the other blokes I was banged up with.