the necropolitan
Bluelighter
ITT: We discuss America's inherent superiority to wig-wearing, poncey Europeans and people of other continents. By America, I don't just mean the good ol' U.S. of Awesome, I am speaking of the U.S., Canada, our cheeky compadres in Mexico, and all of South America up to and including Argentina, who may or may not have harbored Nazis after World War II.
Here's some reasons for the superiority of North and South America to get you started:
1. We have J.L. Borges
2. We have Batman
3. We saved everybody's asses in every world war
4. We invented the airplane
5. We invented the Animaniacs
6. Fidel Castro is a greater socialist than Lenin, Stalin, or Trotsky, and Castro's name doesn't sound like a synonym for diarrhea
7. ???
8. PROFIT!!!!
Here's some reasons for the superiority of North and South America to get you started:
1. We have J.L. Borges
2. We have Batman
3. We saved everybody's asses in every world war
4. We invented the airplane
5. We invented the Animaniacs
6. Fidel Castro is a greater socialist than Lenin, Stalin, or Trotsky, and Castro's name doesn't sound like a synonym for diarrhea
7. ???
8. PROFIT!!!!