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(Shrooms) First Time, "My dog will die a happy death."

Te0X2t

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Well, it all started yesterday in the mourning where I ran into a friend who has a friend that sells shrooms, and I told him if he where to ever get some to tell me ASAP. My friend kept his word and hit me up ASAP! I was ecstatic! I got the guys number and bought and 8th of Psilocybe Cubensis, it was probably 8 stems and 3 caps in the bag.

I couldn't wait to get a better look at these baby's they were Blueish White with what looked like silver bits and pieces in them ( which I thought might have been PCP), but, i called the guy and he said he grew them himself so I was pretty convinced that I would be fine.

Prior to this I had tryed Weed, Alcohol, Opanas, Oxy, Perc, MDMA, DXM, Xanax, and some Adhd pill when i was a freshmen lol... so I thought I was ready for what was about to happen, was I DEAD WRONG.

So I go down to my basement to further examine these babes, I wonder how they taste so i decide to try a cap, Then i decided why waste a trip? so i took about 4 stems and another cap. I was already feeling it with in 5minutes... I knew i was in for a ride.

I start freaking out because I had forgotten that I was about to have dinner with my family in about an hour... I start flipping saying FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO FUCKING DUMB! So I go up stairs to take a shower, (this usually calms me down on any drug, but, not shrooms....)

This is where the REAL trip began I start to feel as if i just ate a Hash brownie and I get out of the shower because I fear tripping in the shower for some reason... I get out and notice my hair and eyebrows are begging to grow rapidly, then they would recede back to normal, I began to catch the giggles, then I hear my brothers yell for me to come down and eat... I began to have one of the SCARIEST FUCKING TRIPS OF MY LIFE...

The giggles turned into moans of fear and, mother nature takes me to her mean dark dungeon and began to torture my mind (not with paranoid bullshit like weed) but almost like an awful punishment for taking them in a back setting. My bathroom turns into a huge chasm and i look at my face and, it becomes a wavy loose turning mess... I then look at my hands, they are glowing red and my nails began to take a form of bear claws of somesort.

Mother nature has sent my body back in time into a primal beast as punishment, I proceed out side my bathroom and, yell down "I'm not hungary I think i'll go to sleep", my mom yells back "The food won't be done for another two hours..." I then feel extremly scared because I'm tripping HARD, I heard my brother yell my name i swear...

I proceed to my bed room to sleep or just get used to the feeling, nope... It only get more intense and, mother nature is showing me how mad she is about it, my bedroom morphs into an unkown bedroom, I keep repeating to my self, "I shouldnt have done this I shouldnt have done this!" I was desperate! I kept my cool and walked down stairs to my dad, (he was a former alcoholic and did almost every drug but Meth Heroin and MDMA but, he was an experienced tripper. he has been sober for 25 years.) I walk to him he is in the garage taking a drag and i began to cry saying " Im sorry I just took shrooms..." He said are you kidding? and said well, you got your self into this hole, get your self out. I began to kinda flip a shit, and he said go walk the dog, theres nothing i can do for you.

I ended up just sitting with my dog still freaking out but she was comforting me in some odd ways, she looked so wise and smart and full of confidence... Right there and then something told me "Your dog will save you, and she will have a painless death Do not worry" ( this might have been because she has cancer and she's 8 and will most likey die soon...)

I realized that mother nature had finally forgiven me and told me her secret about my dog... but, i still had to eat dinner with my family... I sat down at the table and began to eat and felt better because i was texting my dealer and he was saying everything will be over soon, Out of no where ALL OF MY WORRIES WERE JUST GONE! I began to open up to my whole family talking indepth, but all of their faces look just as primal as mine did in the mirror.

After I ate I experienced one of the BEST HIGHS OF MY LIFE. I am a drummer and i played the entire album of Phoenixes last album Wolfgang ....... It was epic and i even managed to record some stuff, the room i was playing in felt sooooo comfy and so surreal... I proceed to walk upstairs and, im feeling extremely tired like at the begging of the trip and, it was ironic because I wanted it to end so badly at the begging but now I was going to miss sweet mother nature, I settle down and began to watch "How to Train your Dragon" (Which I would have NEVER watched unless i was shrooming...) It was an excellent movie that I recommend to anyone, ESPECIALLY while shrooming.

In Conclusion, shrooms are an extremely SCARY and yet PEACEFUL drug, and should always be taken with caution and respect but a defined and perfect setting. I still would rather just smoke a joint to be honest because it is alot less scary and now i just laugh at the dumb paranoia of it. It was sad to see the shroom experience go and Im saving my other half an 8th for the PERFECT SETTING. Please be careful.... Thank anyone who read this.

PS: I felt like I had soaked my armpits, pants and hands in never ending water lol, I heard this is common anyone else have this happen to them? Great experience all around.
 
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Great trip report! What a wild ride mushrooms are :) I'm glad that you enjoyed the euphoria from shrooms as most people are too caught up in the mindfuck to notice the pleasant body glow.
 
Once you get past the mind fuck and realize that no one notices you are tripping and the environment is fine it is an amazing drug!
 
I agree. It takes a few trips IMO to master your way around this carnival ride of a drug. Once you learn to control some aspects of the visuals you find the body euphoria is one of a kind.
 
Wow, I'm glad you were able to work through the bad part of the trip and eventually enjoy it! Maybe eating helped because it calmed the effect the shrooms were having on your body? Perhaps your stomach was too empty so the chemicals were too strong or something at first. Make sure to let us know how your second trip goes!
 
Wow, I'm glad you were able to work through the bad part of the trip and eventually enjoy it! Maybe eating helped because it calmed the effect the shrooms were having on your body? Perhaps your stomach was too empty so the chemicals were too strong or something at first. Make sure to let us know how your second trip goes!

Yeah i thought the same about the eating, and, very soon ill have another report!
 
Yeah i thought the same about the eating, and, very soon ill have another report!

People I know that have done shrooms say eat it on a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Makes the taste easier to tolerate, while also putting more in your stomach than just the shrooms... so maybe you could try something like that? And I can't wait to see how it goes the second time - I'll be keeping my eyes peeled! :)
 
^hahah, yes i've heard of the peanut butter and shroom sandwhich as well lmao, I wouldnt mind trying it, its just I think eating them straight and chewing them makes the trip stronger and faster, and btw if you like the taste of any other mushrooms these arent half bad!XD
 
Ah, that's good to hear...because I love the taste of your normal "food" shrooms!! I'm really hoping to be able to try some this summer at some point...

Eating them straight definitely seems like it would make the trip stronger and come-up faster, so I guess it's really depending on whether or not you want that, or want it to be more mild or something. ^^
 
Sounds fun!

I fucking love tripping, shrooms are my favourite man. Respect them and they show you some amazing things. Ecstasy, Weed, Ketamine... fuck those (maybe not weed), shrooms are by far the best! Have a good trip and daayyum is it euphoric :)
 
I don't mean fuck em as in don't do them / they're not fun, I love Ecstasy. MDMA is definitely up there as a favourite, but shrooms are just mindblowing. :)
 
3. how the hell you forgot the dinner!

hahaha yeah i was like "wow, that dude REALLY wanted to shroom." or maybe he thought he could handle it at first, but then after coming up on an eighth of mushrooms (apparently his first time on any 5ht-2a psychedelic?) he felt like there was no way he could pass for normal. either way it is kinda remarkable :)
 
1. your dad is cool dude

2. I feel so bad for your dog,like really bad

3. how the hell you forgot the dinner!

1. I know he is i can tell him ANYTHING
2. I used to feel bad until this trip, she is happy...=)
3. I dont know!!! I was so focused on tripping lmao
 
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