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shake said:
my final payment from bp arrived yesterday, and got my a nice lump sum of 12,000. i bought 70mg of fentnyl and had wild sex with memph's sister was so awesome.

for every good thing there is a bad thing cause my grandpa passed away thursday mornings around 3am. but its all good cause this negro is payed
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damn man, sorry to hear that.
 
Ah, jesus, SLR is so damn funny..

This is a post from 'most awkward person you've fucked' thread..

dankstersauce said:
One time I was all opiated and benzo'ed out and I banging a gf. I couldn't cum but I tried and tried. After a while I thought I was finally there, so I pulled out to cum on her chest but instead I just pissed all over her tits.

As soon as it came out I was like "fuuuuuck!!!!" totally freaking out in my head, somehow she didn't notice the difference. It was just one blast because as soon as I let it go I knew something was off. I tried to play it off like "oh sometimes I'll bust a huge nut when I'm super horny". I guess it woulda been way more awkward if she did notice.

And I know she didn't notice because I still see her and I'll joke about it and she refuses to believe I pissed on her.
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BaybeX said:
Ah, jesus, SLR is so damn funny..

This is a post from 'most awkward person you've fucked' thread..
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to dudes offense, i can see how it happened. if i had to pee and i knew i was getting head/laid i would often hold it because if you do, the orgasm is so much more intense. i cant explain it, like your urethra(sp?) i guess is more open or something, i dont know, but i can see how it happened. cant say i have ever pissed on a chick but i can see how it could happen.
 
MemphisX3 said:
are we going to start this game again?


someone told me, ohline, that you enjoy being treated like a cream filled donut. any truth to this?
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this is true. however, i don't leave a sticky residue like they do.


gah, i'm hungover. but i see that i was able to give out some helpful advice last night. given my state, i'm thoroughly impressed.

how long you been sick, memphy?
 
ohline said:
this is true. however, i don't leave a sticky residue like they do.


gah, i'm hungover. but i see that i was able to give out some helpful advice last night. given my state, i'm thoroughly impressed.

how long you been sick, memphy?
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this morning, i just feel....shitty.



edit: it might be a little hangover mixed with a minor cold and little sleep. thats my diagnosis
 
ohline said:
man, i wish i could smoke weed like i used to. i always had a nice stash. i can't even take one hit now without getting a fucking panic attack.

feelsbadman
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I'm the exact same way man. I used to smoke a lot every day, multiple times a day, but I just can't do it anymore. Once in a great while if I'm drunk or just lucky I can pull it off, but it's pretty much no longer a pleasant experience at all. So now I just Drink a lot every day and it works out fine. But man do I miss that nice relaxing cozy high. Not oh man i'm gonna explode.
 
RecklessWOT said:
I'm the exact same way man. I used to smoke a lot every day, multiple times a day, but I just can't do it anymore. Once in a great while if I'm drunk or just lucky I can pull it off, but it's pretty much no longer a pleasant experience at all. So now I just Drink a lot every day and it works out fine. But man do I miss that nice relaxing cozy high. Not oh man i'm gonna explode.
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shit's weak, dude. it takes like.. atleast 2-3mgs of xanax for me to be able to toke. and even then it's not guaranteed to work.

things were so much simpler back then. :(





time for a beer.
 
Nice pity party you guys have going here, fucking crybabies.





On an unrelated note, I'd murder every single one of you for 10 seconds with that incredibly fucking sexy girl a few pages back. Holy shit. 8o
 
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