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I walk away for a little while and this shit picks right up. Fuck all of you.


Baybe- Ass and titties= definitely yes. You have such a way with words. (Pics are always a plus)

Memphis- wtf are you painting?

KC- where the fuck have you been woman?

Ohline- what's up witchu?
 
RecklessWOT said:
Ohline- what's up witchu?
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MemphisX3 said:
so ohline whats on your agenda tonight?
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not much, dudes. going to head out in a bit for a small get-together. where we will all partake in booze, play stupid drinking games and watch THE JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE OH YEAH.

because when you watch it without being inebriated you might actually feel that painful pang to your dignity.
 
i guess we all do stupid things when drunk. But seriously that show sucks ass hardcore.

Everything else in that sentence I highly approve of. Have yourself some fun
 
since when does every job application for fucking retail require 20 pages of questions asking things that have nothing to do with the job you are applying for?


I just want a PAYCHECK, mang.



Also, I watched the Jersey Shore and it was EPIC. I hope J-Woww knocks Sammi out.
 
obligatory drunk-post

walking in the snow is some fucking weak shit

RecklessWOT said:
i guess we all do stupid things when drunk. But seriously that show sucks ass hardcore.

Everything else in that sentence I highly approve of. Have yourself some fun
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while that show might "suck ass hardcore", i quite enjoy watching our species devolve back to what we once were; animalistic savages. i can only imagine where we'll be in a few years.

i also enjoy viewing car accidents and be-headings. in a candle-lit setting, however. i'm still classy.

and i play "quarters" like a boss.

/patron

also, watching "stan lee's superhumans" and dude's eating glass. i don't know why that's important, but it is.
 
xxkcxx said:
since when does every job application for fucking retail require 20 pages of questions asking things that have nothing to do with the job you are applying for?


I just want a PAYCHECK, mang.



Also, I watched the Jersey Shore and it was EPIC. I hope J-Woww knocks Sammi out.
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i'd still rather fuck sammi, tbh
 
xxkcxx said:
Panera Bread is asking me TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY questions.



TO SERVE BREAD.
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dude, i worked at panera for a bit. tell them what they want to hear and you could get 25% off a french-onion breadbowl for 6 months. or you end up in "the dungeon".

either way, as a woman, it's a learning experience.
 
xxkcxx said:
any knowledge of if they hire felons or really do a background check?
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this was pre-drug-addiction. thus, prior my multiple jail-stints.

either way, are you experienced? how bad is the felony? from what i've experienced, anyone willing to hire, right now, are typically willing to overlook past experiences. when was your last job? (etc, etc)

also.. are you looking for the barista-type position or are you cool with makin' sammiches (you have a vagina)?

as much as i hated that job, the amount of french-onion soup i went home with in a bread-bowl (EVERY-FUCKIN-SHIFT) well made up for the crap.

i.e. what are you willing to do and what do you expect to be paid for it?
 
i'm willing to whore myself at this point.


My felony is for possession and it's about 2.5 years old. My last job was a coffee/sammich maker at a small cafe, so I do have the experience doing all that jazz.
 
xxkcxx said:
i'm willing to whore myself at this point.


My felony is for possession and it's about 2.5 years old. My last job was a coffee/sammich maker at a small cafe, so I do have the experience doing all that jazz.
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dude, you should be straight.

i mean, as far as from where i made a life for myself, you'd be gold.

a non-violent crime WITH experience? they typically eat that shit up. did you work during high-traffic times or were you late at night, giving out charitable donations of veritable foodstuffs?

you seem prime candidate. besides the stupid hats and aprons. i actually quite liked that job. aside from cleaning every square inch of fucking everything.
 
oh no, i worked all day on weekends by myself in a very busy library (the cafe was IN the library). You make it sound like I have a chance. Thanks for all the good info my sweet ohline.
 
these last two pags have given me a mega huge boner






if you females need cash i got a good $25 in savings. i accept felons, sluts, harlets, whores, prostitutes, strippers, students, teachers, wives, just no iffies, or blackies, or emos.
 
my final payment from bp arrived yesterday, and got my a nice lump sum of 12,000. i bought 70mg of fentnyl and had wild sex with memph's sister was so awesome.

for every good thing there is a bad thing cause my grandpa passed away thursday mornings around 3am. but its all good cause this negro is payed
 
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