NSASDD: Social Thread: Pop Pussies, Not Pills. Dirty Needles for Everyone

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just bankai-ing and readin some dostoyevsky at the moment, you?

Not a lot, just mellowing out. Lorazepam and drinking some stella. I never drink stella but saw it for sale in a 750 bottle with a champagne cork and had to buy it. My roommate and I have been watching really early episodes of old cartoons like looney tunes and popeye since I got home from work pretty much. It's amazing (and hilarious) all of the stuff that was accepted back then as funny or normal which would totally get banned for not being politically correct now adays. it's pretty great.
 
If we were the cast of full house:

Danny Tanner: RL
Uncle Jesse: JC
Rebecca: Baybe
Uncle Joey: palli

DJ: KC
Stephanie (who later became a meth head irl): skillz
Michelle: Jay

Kimmy Gibbler: BA

Comet: Reckless

Sweet I'm a golden fucking retriever... lol. Better than being kimmy gibbler any day of the week.


Sup KC?
 
where you stay at in Boston, JB? when I lived there I was on Comm Ave right by Fenway. was a great spot. wish I woulda known you at the time, so we could have kicked it and I could have had even more connections. it's amazing that even when you move to a new alien, city the dope just finds you somehow...
 
If we were the brady bunch, I think it would go something like this...

mr brady: Palli
mrs brady: KC

marsha brady: Baybe
jan brady: Skillz
cindy brady: Jay

greg brady: JC
peter brady: Memphis (particularly the voice changing episode)
bobby brady: Assphace

alice: BA

not in family :(
 
If we were the cast of full house:

Danny Tanner: RL
Uncle Jesse: JC
Rebecca: Baybe
Uncle Joey: palli

DJ: KC
Stephanie (who later became a meth head irl): skillz
Michelle: Jay

Kimmy Gibbler: BA

Comet: Reckless

o hey,

looks like i missed the cut to be a part of this house-hold too, huh?
 
For a second I thought I was fucking Joey Gladstone. I was pissed. Relieved to see I'm rockstar mulleted Jesse, the one with the hot wife (IRL, on the show, ImyRL, and this Full House analogy). Not the one who does impersonations.





Oh whats that, HoL isn't in either of the families?

joey_gladstone.jpg
 
also, just figured i'd share with the social

i have had this situation goin on that i wasnt sure how to handle

a new girl at work, initiated a 3some to me n this other girl who work there, ne ways ill spare the useless details, other girl says yes, but she isnt a cheater n therefor wont participate b/c she has a bf

ne ways the girl who initiated it has been quite agressive about getting together,

the other day i was sure what to do, my choices were either, 1. blow her off n make something up n not go through with it 2. go n ruin/stop me taper n go n cop a bag n be 'STRONG LIKE BULL' or 3. be honest with her, tell her im partially WD'in n that i will last 45 seconds tops.

anyways, i chose to just be honest, told her i was an addict n u know what her response to me was

"i know"

i was like wtf, but i do such a good job of keepin it secret 8). (and i roll the eyes, but i did always think i was pretty secretive n good at hiding things but she has made me rethink how many people may now im a junkie)

she was spot on too, i asked her, "how do you know" n she was just like, "u are constantly sweating, ur mood swings, frequent bathroom visits even when we're busy as shit, and your pupils are always tiny"' n i thought to myself, damn, this bitch is good

anyways i told her i was tryin to get clean n that my stamina n libido were gone, she didnt care i went over to her place last night, we chilled n the hot tob n im proud to say that even partially dopesick, i was able to give her what she was lookin for, she was pleased,

she also seemed impressed when she finally did come n was like " i thought u said u would be coming first for sure".... i said " i've climaxed 4 times already" ahahahahaha
 
Been on bankai all damn day long. Copped at 6AM and then again after work. Wusgut witchu?

Whatup Chinky

my fault i nodded out while watching the bears game but whats good with you fam?

i gotta asked why you went and copped twice in one day? if you knew you wher egonna get high all day why not just cop it all at once?

like today i bought dope for today and tomorrow..granted i only get high after 6pm thats why i can buy dope for 2 days worth of getting high but i also did it cause traffic on fridays in chicago is the worst and can take you an extra 45mins just because its friday and it doesnt matter how early you go cause traffic starts getting hsitty at like 230 on friday as opposed to like 330 of weekdays
 
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