you might be a junkie if......
you sit in your bed nodding chin to chest all nite and cant make the transition from sitting to laying down...
(or is that just me)
hahahahahhah yea....i never could quite make it onto the bed...sit at the edge of the bed after the shot and nod for a second....turns into a while...wake up like damn, i need to lay down...but smoke a cig first...nod out, while that burns in the ashtray if i was lucky but usually my bed, blankets, pants, etc....wake up like oh shit, and light another cig becuz i didnt get none of that one since the shit burned out....repeat that whole burning out part again...wake up , do another shot....nod out, wake up with my neck hurtin so bad that i am SO gonna lay down but i nod again before i can follow thru with that plan...and that goes on til the sun comes up ...
I always used to do that shit around friends and they would be like dam aint ur neck fucked up....once i woke up just long enough to answer my boy in my nodded out dope slurred voice "its worth the neckhurt" lol
Anyways....you know u a junkie when....
--The guy at the dunkin donuts KNOWS you go in there to boot up, but he likes you so never gets you in trouble...but the next time you in there gettin high, he knocks on the door and says 'OPEN UP...PATERSON POLICE"
--instead of throwin your empties, etc down the toilet, you still cant bear to lose ANY dope, so you put them in the garbage instead, even knowing that could fuck you more if the cops looked in there. but you just have to save them just in case, just so you can come back later once you get outa jail to get them back and scrape them
--and instead of just tossin shit and coming out, you finish your shot first cuz you might as well be high on your ride to jail, but then you come outside to see him and his boy laughing their asses off behind the counter
--instead of bein happy that you didnt just catch your 4th arrest in 8 months, you are pissed that he ruined your rush by freakin you out and interuppting your dope shooting ritual
--and after all that you ask for rubber gloves so you can go get your empties back out of the garbage cuz you wanna scrape them shits
--When you have hit a car at 3 miles per hour becuz you were noddin at a red light and your foot slipped off the brake and you didnt notice, and only woke up when you heard THUMP and seen the other driver gettin out to yell at you...TWICE.

(horrible harm reduction there folks...)
--When you have HAD THAT HAPPEN TO YOU TWICE, and you STILL think that you drive FINE when you are high on dope and that it dont affect your driving skills