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Pet Peeves v. 5.0

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People who ride their brake as they approach a green light

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I hope you crash and burn. :X:X
 
Working as a bellman:
Me "Ma'am, the cart is full we can come back to your car and get the rest after we get this to your room"

Old lady "Actually, no. I think we can fit more on here. Why don't you go get another cart?"

Me "Ma'am, we only have one cart, our hotel really isn't large enough to require a second cart"

Old lady "You need to go back through training and learn how to stack your cart, maybe if you knew how to do it better they'd get you abother cart"

So I helped her.. Blah blah blah.
BITCH I know how to stack a fucking bell cart. It's my job. If you have a problem with me then don't ask for my fucking help........
I only want their money tbh. And I do a damn fine job at earning it. But god I hate people like that..

/rant


I feel better
 
People who religously read horoscopes and truly believe in them!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!???

maybe I should start writing these daily fortune cookie stories for them! Muahhaahahaha

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pet peeve of the week the new yogurt advert, nom nom nom. it makes me feel sick hearing people make all those noises when they eat. now I once again have really taken a dislike to my sister in law and I have not seen her for a few months. normally takes me a few months to get over the last encounter of her eating and saying mmm yum um and sorts whilst her face looks like she has shoved a couple of gerbils in each cheek gggrrrrr
 
^ I have to confess, I moan when I eat. I moaned when I ate more when I was a skinny 17 year old then I do now. People give me shit about it still a bit, but some people have expressed regret that I don;t get quite so animalia about consumption anymore. In bootcamp it took a great deal of suppresion to not bother other folk. Eating uninhibitedly and with enjoyment for me involves grunting like I'm in a bad porn film. I can not help it.

I thought my family some how didn't know, it cane out in a family meeting once though. If you like the food I don't know how you could not grunt & grown.
 
^lol, putting it that way makes me think she is just showing appreciation of good food, but for me those noises put me off eating, that and people with a beard and tash who sit there and eat with food dripping over it, making jokes about keeping it for later is not funny yuck.
 
clumsy people. I remember this one girl I dated...I could look at something close to her, and think to myself "yep, she's gonna fucking knock that over", and sure as shit, BLAM, knocked over. She always sat slouched over and when she did it looked like she had an ugly hump on her back...[i'm not allowing this either]. that relationship ended...and when she asked why...i laid into her, and goddamn did she cry [totally inappropriate, dude.]
 
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People who use "just being honest" or similar as a justification for unnecessary cruelty."Just sayin'" and "at least I'm honest" are such lame explanations for throwing crap at people. Inadvertent insensitivity goes from possibly being a misstep to intended assholery by virtue of using an honesty excuse. A compulsion to say something true could have produced several thousand other sorts of statements then the one made.

"just being honest" and like statements are probably very often just rhetorical habits or mannerisms. IMO they are mannerisms that don't help the speaker, the spoken to, or facilitate better communication/increase clarity.
 
I'm sure I don't need to remind everyone that this is the pet peeves thread where people come to vent their annoyances without (hopefully) any backlash, especially name calling :|

Play nice please.
 
people who have full blown conversations with animals. i understand everyone talks to their dog, but it gets out of control some times. my mother is notorious for this, and it drives me up a fucking wall.

"did you eat your dinner? was it good? what are you gonna do next? you wanna play with the toy? huh? do you? where is it? can you get it? i don't know where it is! can you show me? can you show me? huh? what's wrong? do you gotta go to the bathroom? how was your day?"

if anything i am under exaggerating. i can hear her down stairs talking to the dog. "do you want to help me do laundry?"
 
four string said:
people who have full blown conversations with animals. i understand everyone talks to their dog, but it gets out of control some times. my mother is notorious for this, and it drives me up a fucking wall.

"did you eat your dinner? was it good? what are you gonna do next? you wanna play with the toy? huh? do you? where is it? can you get it? i don't know where it is! can you show me? can you show me? huh? what's wrong? do you gotta go to the bathroom? how was your day?"

if anything i am under exaggerating. i can hear her down stairs talking to the dog. "do you want to help me do laundry?"
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Hahaha I totally do this as well! :D
But only whenever my boyfriend is away for work (he goes away for 4-5 weeks at a time) and I'm alone in the house with my 3 cats, my dog and my bird. I talk to them all the time, especially my dog, he's my baby :) <3

Our conversations might go a little something like:
Greeting: "Hey little maaate, how ya goin? Hey?"
Playtime: "You wanna go outside? Where's your ball? (he actually brings me his ball when I say this)
Dinner: "What do you want for din dins? You want chicken? (he starts hypersalivating and licking his chops :D)
*gives him his chicken wing* "Mmmm yummy chickeeennn"



Yes, I'm nuts.


=D
 
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it's one thing if the animal can understand what you're saying, which dogs are perfectly capable of doing. But the shit that comes out of my mother's mouth deserves a fucking smack.
 
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^ i am SO guilty of this!
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IME, (I've lived in a house full of women my entire life) it's mostly women that do this. Haha
Funny to watch tbh. :)
 
four string said:
it's one thing if the animal can understand what you're saying, which dogs are perfectly capable of doing. But the shit that comes out of my mother's mouth deserves a fucking smack.
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Hahaha I can imagine actually :D
 
When my mother yells from the other side of the house
"[insert thizzlams real name here]!"
Me: "yes mom?"
Then silence.... Cuz she expects me to move to her when she summons me.
Apparently she's the only one allowed to yell in this house :|
it'd be one thing if she said "come here" but she talks to me like a fucking animal.
 
Ahaha yes! Being summoned by the boss woman at home irritates the life out of me. 99% of the time it normally turns out to be total bullshit as well, but I always fall for it. The few times I have erupted about being shouted on, I always end up looking like a dick because that's when a gift is involved or one of the kids has poleaxed by their sibling. :\

"WHAT THE FUCK NOW????.....oooh an xbox game.......(sheepishly)....thanks"

"You're a dick"

"I'm sorry......."

=D
 
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